The horse whisperer

The horse getting-kicked-in-the-stomache-er

everyone knows that you keep one hand on the horse at all times when going out of their line of sight, that way they know you are there. well, everyone who has ever had anything to do with a horse.

I did not know that. I also haven’t really been around horses.

I used to take riding lessons so I know that, though I know a lot of people who couldn't tell me what a saddle was if they saw it on a horse XD

who doesnt know that IF THEIR GONNA JUMP ON A FREAKING HORSE

*shrugs*

Yup, that;s definatly a broken rib there.

yep

Nobody:
This person named Steve: My name is Steve and Welcome to Jackass!

welp, he's ded

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my dog did that to me once

200% fail!

Napoleon Getting Severely injured after trying to do some tricks with his horse (1802 - Colorized - 720p resolution)

Only in TV and movies would a horse let you mount it like that, and then only after training, and then from an elevated position, not clear off the ground.

This hurts me-

*Corona (Jackass theme) intensifies*
The people will survive
In their environment
The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness
Of our South
The injustice of our greed
The practice we inherit
The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness
Of our South
There on the beach
I could see it in her eyes
I only had a Corona
Five-cent deposit

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Ah yes you found it in it's natural habitat a beautiful sight

When you ride a horse with lag on

i could feel that in my nuts... ow...

Try riding hogs instead

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