There's actually no need to upvote or anything. I just want to attempt to accomplish my goal

actually it does because it called an example when Tangre said "but I didn't rape her, officer. I "attempted" to rape her" he is pretty much saying this --->"but I didn't beg for upvotes, officer. I "attempted" get upvotes" attemping to get upvotes is still upvote begging and how you want to stickbug the front page well quess what you need the one the only UPOVOTE and you upvote begged.

He’s not comparing it to a rape.

He’s comparing the scenarios and the defenses for them.

And saying “I attempted to” is just as stupid in both.

wut

My grandfather be like

Oh that's right. I forgot this site is largely populated by 9 year olds who don't know what an allegory is.

Nice. So first, you compare a meme to rape. Then you assume my age. It looks like you're the underage one on this site

It's clear you're never going to get it.

Ok. But still, I said I wanted to attempt to make the front page and apparently that's "begging" to you uncultured idiots

Because it is. Don't think upvote begging in a roundabout way makes you "cultured."