The militaries new top secret weapon: the salmon canon

XD LMFAO

in an alternate universe the fish are loading the soldier into a cannon

Fish: HAHAHAHHA SOLDIER GO BRRRRRR
Soldier: Oh sheeeeeee-

lol

Gottem!

So it would seem. (Cannons of the Caribbean starts playing)

Top 10 Weapons Too Dangerous For War

we are getting closer to finding out all the weapons that are to dangerous for war

Legos are number 1. There to dangerous

number 2: moms belt

Coming in at number 3: Table Leg, bane of the unattentive toes

number 4 is belt action sniper rifle

puns intensify

“Top o’ the mornin’ t-“ *gets hit by flying salmon

pretty much

You mean Jacksepticeye and it's "Top of the Morning to ya laddies and welcome back to Subnacic

Sorry got to carried away

5: Uno reverse card

5. is needle nerf ammo

(6. Salmon Cannon (default), 7. Uno reverse/NO U cards, 8. choccy milk, 9. an AK-47, 10, the jets in a pool

Number 5: rickoll

3 dads beer

AKA the perfect weapon to commit a war crime

lol

Yep

Same

Lmaooo

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haha i have ended your chain

N O

not yet you haven't.

yes.

Aw mann

Don't worry. I'm here to hlp