Goodnight

Wait wot-

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O V E R S I M P L I F I E D

ALONS ENFANT DE LA PATRIE
LA JOUR DE GLORIE EST ARRIVE!
CONTRE NOUS DE LA TYRANNIE,
L'ENTENARD SAGLANT EST LEVE,
L'ENTENARD SAGLANT EST LEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entendez vous dans les campagnes...
Mugir ces feroces soldats...
Ils viennet jusque dans vos bras,
Egorger vos fils, vos campagnes...
AUX ARMES, CITOYENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FORMEZ VOS BATALLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARCHONS, MARCHONS,
QU'UN SANG IMPUR, NOS SILLIONS, SILLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for those too lazy to use google translate:
ARISE CHILDREN OF THE FATHERLAND
THE DAY OF GLORY HAS ARRIVED!
AGAINST US FROM THE TYRANNY,
THE STANDARD IS RAISED,
THE STANDARD IS RAISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you hear from the countryside...
The roars of ferocious soldiers...
They come into our arms....
To cut the throats of your sons, your companions...
TO ARMS, CITIZENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FORM YOUR BATALLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARCH, MARCH,
SO THEIR IMPURE BLOOD,
MAY WATER OUR FARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think somebody slept with more than one person that night…

OH NO

*me after finishing the gif* OMG WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

I-

How did she give birth to a cannon

Holy mother of jesus

i-

Wh- the part that concerns me is that horse-

Not even the artillery?

It triggers my anixety-

Hey remember this?

Eeeyup

Ayup

Congrats Its a Military!!

?!

interesting

Haha, I'm not sleeping tonight

what the f**k did I just watch

Napoleon’s mom giving birth to his army

Wow

lol

Cursed? Yes, but is oversimplified history great? Absolutely!

real

XD

so that’s how napoleon’s mother died

What can I SAAAAAAY except D E L E T E T H I S !¡!¡!¡

*goat screaming noises*