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Sadiq Khan

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4 ups, 5y,
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And it doesn't. Saying Buddhism has nothing to do with Terrorism after Buddhist extremists bomb a mosque in Napel or Buthan wouldn't invalidate the statement. What your doing is painting an entire Religon as terrorists which is bad. Shame on you
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2 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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Why
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1 up, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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Yeah no. You cannot give one example and claimbit represents a whole. I wanna see some stats and facts.
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0 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
I made the same mistake you did here a couple of times, the last was last month.

The figures were inflated due to a way too broad redefinition of rape.
This evidently required the legislation to redefine it yet again.

You might want to look into it.
2 ups, 5y,
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"I could show you examples but if you don't know about Sweden then you're not worth wasting my time with"

So basically you got nothin'

"F**k it, here"

Ah much better

"https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-45269764"

I see you didn't bother reading the article since:

"said the total number of offenders over five years was 843. Of those, 197 were from the Middle East and North Africa, with 45 coming from Afghanistan."

When coupled with the fact that their population is 9.9 Million or something. 200 rapists of foreign origin, while bad, is still only 0.02% maybe even less

"When Sweden took in its highest number of asylum seekers in 2015, the number of reported rapes declined by 12%."

"https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-44230786"

I Don't see how this works in your favour.

Moron
3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Imagine. Defending Sweden's government. Mein Gott.
1 up, 5y,
3 replies
Ach. Your just blowing things out of proportion
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Du hast doch wohl einen vogel?
1 up, 5y
Ne. Ich habe eine Katze
2 ups, 5y
A cat is alot more quiet.
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1 up, 5y,
2 replies
2 ups, 5y
How the hell did this get into cats?
1 up, 5y
Its good. I personally would have put a "ein" between the "Besten" and "Haustier", but other than that its good
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
Oh right. I see now.
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Canaanites are terrorists
3 ups, 5y,
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They might be. Even though wikipedia had this to say;

"Canaan (/ˈkeɪnən/; Northwest Semitic: knaʿn; Phoenician: 𐤊𐤍𐤏𐤍 Kenāʿan; Arabic: كنعان‎, romanized: Kena‘an; Hebrew: כְּנָעַן Kena‘an) was a Semitic-speaking region and civilization in the Ancient Near East during the late 2nd millennium BC. The name Canaan appears throughout the Bible, where it corresponds to the Levant, in particular to the areas of the Southern Levant that provide the main setting of the narrative of the Bible: Phoenicia, Philistia, Israel, and other nations. The word Canaanites serves as an ethnic catch-all term covering various indigenous populations—both settled and nomadic-pastoral groups—throughout the regions of the southern Levant or Canaan.[1] It is by far the most frequently used ethnic term in the Bible.[2] In the Book of Joshua, Canaanites are included in a list of nations to exterminate,[3] and later described as a group which the Israelites had annihilated.[4] Biblical scholar Mark Smith notes that archaeological data suggests "that the Israelite culture largely overlapped with and derived from Canaanite culture... In short, Israelite culture was largely Canaanite in nature.[5]:13–14[6][7] The name "Canaanites" (כְּנָעַנִיְם kena‘anim, כְּנָעַנִי kena‘anī) is attested, many centuries later, as the endonym of the people later known to the Ancient Greeks from c. 500 BC as Phoenicians,[4] and following the emigration of Canaanite-speakers to Carthage (founded in the 9th century BC), was also used as a self-designation by the Punics (chanani) of North Africa during Late Antiquity."

So I even tried googling Muslim Cantinas. Did find squat.

Anyway, again even if, not all Muslims are Cantinas and just because they are decendents of one doesn't make them one. Like me or you having slave trading ancestors wouldn't mean us being slavers
2 ups, 5y,
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All my Christian brain got out of that was "terrorist". Because they're terrorists
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
So what your saying is: I don't care and I don't care to explain. Good argument. See you next Friday.

P.s. I never actually used the Word Terrorist in my Comment. Which goes to show your ability to argue.
1 up, 5y,
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Listen, I'm not sure what all gibberish you wrote is but, muslims are canaanites. They will openly tell you they are canaanites. And the they are savages. Du siehst den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht.
3 ups, 5y,
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"I'm not sure what all gibberish you wrote is"

Literally just copy pasted it from wikki

"muslims are canaanites."

/Why/

"They will openly tell you they are canaanites"

I have yet to see that happen

"And the they are savages."

Hitler also said the Jews were savages.

Muslims in general? Hell no. Specific cases like those who fight for the "Islamic" State? Yes

"Du siehst den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht."

Das, oder du zeigst mir eine Wiese und versuchst mir einzureden das da ein Wald wäre.
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3 ups, 5y,
3 replies
You do realize anyone can be a Wikipedia contributor? The points you wish to make would come across as more valid cited from a more reputable source.
2 ups, 5y
Look up the sources Wikipedia cited yourself. I mean from the preliminary search results I could see on google page one, Wiki isn't being contradictory. But feel free to check because I won't
1 up, 5y,
3 replies
I took a class in the 80s (The Cultural History of the Levant) that taught exactly that.
Two schools of thought:
Hebrews originated from a group of farming Canaanites that split off.
Hebrews originated from of a group of farming and urban Canaanites that combined and split off.

I'm not aware of people identified as Canaanites when Mohammed came up with Islam.

Further, was looking up something else the other day and guess who may have very well have worshipped "Yawheh" before the splinter group(s) did?
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1 up, 5y,
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No, I do not believe it is documented. I am just aware of what the tribe has told me.
0 ups, 5y
Imagine if...
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1 up, 5y,
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Well, according to my husband, who is Cherokee, some of his ancestors.
0 ups, 5y
Some of his ancestors worshipped Yahweh? This was not only documented, but thousands of years ago?
Cherokee mythology has been supplemented and jumbled due to early and extensive contact with European colonists.

Hint: The answer of who rhymes with "Canaanites"
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1 up, 5y,
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Of course, the word "yahweh" is simply a tetragrammaton as those that believe that way feel the actual name of their deity too sacred to be spoken.
0 ups, 5y
"Yahweh" is His name, the tetragrammaton was YHWH or earlier, YHVH, since early written Hebrew was consonant only.
In order to avoid saying the name, later Jews used "Adonia" - Lord.
1 up, 5y,
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P.s. Thanks for the argument. I'll be sure to uae it when Syd trys to cite a single Wikipedia page at me trying to disprove a statistic about Right Wing Antisemitism. Just wanted to let you know
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Hehehe.
0 ups, 5y
Well, I checked and there seemed to be one Study belonging to the Beilfeld University that might be trust worthy. But thats is not based on facts, but on who the Jews report they were attacked by. Mainly the entire Wiki article is based on opinions. One source even admits that AntiSemitism is very prevalent in the right wing and right wing radicalism, but then go to blame Muslims for having fled here and caused a surge in Right Wing Radicalism.

And perhaps the 90% figure is a bit higher or lower than it really is, but one Statistic and reports based on Opinions when compared to dozens of other statistics and studies based on fact isn't really trustworthy enough.
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Look up the sources Wikipedia cited yourself.
1 up, 5y
Shit, I shot myself in the foot with that one. Brb
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Have you asked one?. They wont deny it
2 ups, 5y
I have and she has said no and then asked me what thats supposed to mean
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
huge explanation, misses sons of Canaan or sons of Cain. Wiki lol
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I have literally no idea what your talking about. Explain
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1 up, 5y,
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Canaanites are sons of Cain, Cain is Canaan. Noah's grandson
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1 up, 5y
I've seen ppl claim its far back as far as Cain and Abel but that would imply different things
0 ups, 5y
The more you know
0 ups, 5y
That looks like Jordan Peterson too.
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