Think again bird...homie don't play dat!!!

Gurl you think you can come up to me and steal my food?
You better think again, cause I'm in a bad mood.
Crush your itty bitty bird brains
Smash them into a pulp
Wanna try that again?
I didn't think so, you bloke.

This tiny whiny toddler ain't messin' around
Well, haven't you noticed?
I'M THE RULER OF THIS GROUND!

You have the audacity to come up to me
And basically say "Phuq You!"
Check your mailbox, I mean it!
There's a pipe bomb just for you.

And if someone wants to add to it, be my guest. But I think it's already scrum-diddly-ocious.

so ehhh

that took me a good ten minutes <1~1>/

That is my LIFE! I SOOOO DON'T SHARE FOOD!!!!

Yo Yo another day another struggle,
Another hustle for a crumb,
These hard times make ya wanna holla',
Keeping track of food is hard to follow,

Wakin' up every day prayin' you'll get to see tomorrow,
Some birdies broke so they beg, so they steal, anything appeals
But me, I'm tryina' make it in this life I'm livin' in,
Get my birdies out da hood to get us some crumbs,
I think I'm givin' in,

Ain't no easy way gotta make dat pay,
I'm in the rough right now, in the rough,
I feel like a diamond,
You clean me up right now,
I bet I'll start flyin'

- DaBoiIsMeAvery. (Make raps every now- and- then)

that's just as delicious as a bowl of porridge. nicely done sir. you're going to accomplish many great things.

lol. you had the easy side. good job tho

gurl u thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

*thiccer
Also, you could've said thiccer than a snicker.

i have shamed the meme community i must commit ritual suicide

wait shit no that got dark

yeah it did indeed get dark.
also, do you mean virtual or ritual?

ritual

Ok understandable have a nice day.

you too? c ya

or a bowl of meat loaf (unless your vegan then apple pie)

nah, you need actual butter and actual flour to make the crust, and you're going to need actual sugar for the pie filling. Vegans don't just eat anything vegan. It's gonna have to be gluten, fat, carb, and flavor free. and if it does have flavor, it won't compare to the REAL THING. If anything, just give them a bowl of mulch and compost. They are flower people, so they should eat like flowers. (<1~1>)/

have you left your rock yet

no

well then no wonder you haven't found vegan apple pie

ok, imma say this once: ain't nothin compares to the real thing. except genetically modified fruits. they are worse for you but ehhh. and twinkies. rather i be preserved from eating those moist cholesteral cakes than from eating homemade cakes.

let me guess, DOES NOT COMPUTE

at least its vegan

/~/

DAT ONE GUY

LOL

ray dog your halarious

Didn't even think about it, just rolled with it. Someone taught that chick how to handle business, that's the main message!

Local police say that residents should stay indoors!

So it's the cardinals, eagles, seahawks, ravens, falcons versus the saints, patriotsand the cowboys (they have human mascots)

my cat's would've went Wilda-beast on that eagle