Burglar: first day on the job

2,356 views, 151 upvotes, Made by Swiggys-back 8 months ago gifsburglaridiotmoron
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One Does Not Simply Meme | HE WAS LATER ARRESTED FOR BREAKING AND EXITING | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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NOW THAT'S FUNNY I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | THIS IS CLEARLY A BURGLAR'S TRAINING CENTER | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Batman coffee break | IF THAT'S ALL HE'S LEARNED I'D SAY SOMEONE RIPPED HIM OFF | image tagged in batman coffee break | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Third World Skeptical Kid Meme | SO YOU'RE SAYING THE BURGLAR GOT ROBBED? | image tagged in memes,third world skeptical kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LET'S JUST SAY THE BIG CON WAS USED | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I DID BETTER WITH A DRAGON IN THE ROOM | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LOL!
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LOL!!!
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:)
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I think his ryt leg went numb and he's trying to get the feeling back. I hate when that happens.
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Guest raid fail
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Oh, sheesh! How dumb can you get?
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Stupidity holds no restrictions.
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That's true.
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as for your comment: i.imgflip.com/1onf3f.gif (click to show)
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LMAO.
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Thanks. I laughed like hell when I first saw this, too.

When I moved to Dayton, years ago, I stayed at a boarding house for the first couple weeks. First night there, someone decided to break into all of the vehicles in the parking lot. The amount of damage to the other vehicles was crazy, as they busted out the locks to get into them. I never keep anything of real value in my vehicles, so I left the doors unlocked. The thieves opened my door without damage because of that, ransacked the front seat and didn't even bother grabbing the 78¢ in loose change that was in there. The couple in the next room had several hundred dollars in damage done to their newly purchased Neon, as well as her purse stolen and a few other valuable items. They reasoned that I didn't lock my doors because I didn't have anything worth stealing, and the amount of cash was so small, they just left it.
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Lol. Good come back.
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Pssst. I do that, too. Don't feel bad. I speak misspelled. Good comment.
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Caption: James Comey gets a tip to where Trump hid 'tapes' and sends in someone to do a break-in [satirical content]
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Too political. The object of humor memes is to present humor for the largest audience acceptance. Better caption would be "Prior to incarceration, OJ spent his time looking for the real killer".
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And here I thought there was this thing called political humor. :D
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I've seen a lot of political posts, but very little of it has humor.
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Well then I think maybe I'll take a shot at sharing a funny political meme...ok i was going to anyway. :D
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I was able to do a few. It's hard to do one that both sides of the spectrum can laugh at without trolls coming out of the woodwork. It's not easy, so I keep out of it. And I even did a Trump meme on my previous account that even Trump supporters had to laugh at. This was during the election.
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I have one that just goes after politicians generally. The rest...well I'll see how it goes.
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I had to recreate this one, as I couldn't find a copy of the finished product, only the bottom panel. I made it after someone commented that these guys looked like they had Trump's hair. All I needed to do was come up with something that sounded like something Trump would say. It was an interesting year. Hillary ended up being my target most of the time, but I didn't post those memes here. Instead, I posted those on a political page that I left when Hillary nailed the nomination and the editor threw support behind her. The editor of another page I used to work on was a friend of mine on Facebook. He had also thrown support behind Hillary and said that's how it was going to be and anyone that didn't like it could unfriend him. I said my goodbyes, and did just that. Two weeks ago, he sent me an IM saying I was right and he was sorry.
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Good for him lol

I hate thieves if you can't make it on your own leave it the f**k alone
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I like/d it! It wd be nice if ppl could in at some least instances say ok I reject the premise so I'll put the joke in my mind in an alernative universe where it's true, visit there and enjoy the joke. Or something like that.
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Oops meant to reply to swiggys-back. Sorry.
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dumb af
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At this rate, he'll never serve time in prison to learn the craft correctly
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Watching the whole thing was so worth it.
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a f**king ni**er burglar. What do you expect exactly?
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