How to deactivate A cat!

I know -- it doesn't hurt the cat...

The reason that happens is because natural instincts take over. A mother cat carries its kits by the scruff. It's skin is really thick, so the bite doesn't hurt. The kittens go limp as that happens. It's completely natural.

If you want it to calm down, just grab it like that.

I have to admit I was wrong for not nominating you as a best commenter! :) I am sorry Shabbyrose2! I will do it now! :)

use my template sarcastic odo please ;-;

I'll give it some thought, if I come up with something I will...

What a "cat" tastraphy!

I had a feline you would say that

How purrrfect, more puns!!! :)

How To Deactivate A Cat!
Step 1:Get A Closepin
Step 2:Get A Cat
Step 3:Put The Closepin In The Cat's Head
Step 4:There's No Step Four...Or Is It?

it's not in the cat's head... that would hurt it. It's in the area of the back of the neck called the scruff.

Oh Crap

What if you deactivate a cate with a spring paper clip then torment him with a cucumber? Please don't