Just admit you need copium | “It’s not funny” mfs taking 5 hours out of their time to write an essay on why my joke isn’t funny and is offensive and how I shouldn’t joke about the subject matter (I’m still gonna do it) | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
“Um, actually, god identifies as a they/them” | GOD WHEN HE DECIDES TO KILL OFF EVERYONE UNDER 13 AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE LGBTQ STREAM DISAPPEARS | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Fun fact: 99.99% of plane crashes happen due to sober pilots | Sober drivers on their way to commit 75% of car accidents | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker