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You can deny it... but we all heard Tommy Lee Jones' deadpan delivery.

You can deny it... but we all heard Tommy Lee Jones' deadpan delivery. | “IF YOU’RE A REPUBLICAN, YOU CAN’T EVEN LIE TO CONGRESS OR LIE TO AN FBI AGENT OR THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOU.”; Yes, Mr. Gohmert... because it's a felony violation of the Law. And until you start exercising your authority to forward criminal referrals to the DOJ... you can shove that "b-b-but democrats do it all the time" bullshit right up your ass. | image tagged in louie gohmert,tommy explains | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Themis' Symphony No. 4

Themis' Symphony No. 4 | 'Twas the day of arraignment, and all through the House
Republicans grumbled o'er a big, orange louse
Unshocking their pique given what they'd endured
Toeing the line of a big, phony turd; The lies they had spewed "in the name of the Red"
"The truth isn't truth," "doubt the eyes your head"
Credibility lost through flap after flap
But such is the price of peddling crap; Conspiracy theories and talking point chatter
None of it, now, in the clinch will it matter
Hair Furher shall stand in a media splash
'Fore a judge once again, under rule-of-law's lash | image tagged in capitol hill,republican traitors,trump scared frightened in tears,lol | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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"I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again."

"I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again." | TRUMP BAILED OUT OF FULTON COUNTY JAIL USING A BONDSMAN... BONDSMEN ONLY TAKE 10-15% FROM THE CLIENT WHICH IS A PRETTY GOOD DEAL FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO SIT IN JAIL AWAITING TRIAL; ON THE OTHER HAND, BOND IS RETURNED TO THE ACCUSED AT THE END OF THE TRIAL SO IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE FOR A RICH GUY LIKE TRUMP NOT TO POST THE WHOLE AMOUNT HIMSELF... ...UNLESS HE'S CHEAPING OUT BECAUSE HE'S PLANNING TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT | image tagged in hmmm,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,coward,spoiler alert | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Chris Christy would have shredded him up one side and down the other...

Chris Christy would have shredded him up one side and down the other... | "THE PUBLIC KNOWS WHO I AM & WHAT A SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY I HAD. I WILL, THEREFORE, NOT BE DOING THE DEBATES."; YEAH, I KNEW YOU'D WUSS OUT... | image tagged in donald trump,chris christie,scaredy cat | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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For the record: it was one of Smith's top aides --per se idem

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Meanwhile, in Georgia... Ronna's on the extras list and not looking for a starring role.

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Truth... but leaning hard toward the "too little too late" bin.

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Really makes me wonder...

by XiaoJia in fun

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Scout Fact

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Star Wars Yoda

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Cognitive dissonance be like

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Ponderings

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