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A random bird-related meme template I came across on Imgflip
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A Message To Mr. Jaws (From @SimoTheFinlandized - Please Respond At Your Earliest Convenience) :>
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MY ONLINE RESUME: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - Nov. 2022 CE
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I once uploaded and published full extant treatises about STEM and world-history onto FurAffinity; tis' a true story :D
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Deep Thoughts With SimoTheFinlandized (2022 CE)
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I made better fan-art of my lovely BF Retro on Pixilart - I hope you all like it :3
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You must give in to his peckish desires :>
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Ubiquitous Greetings Unto Thee :3
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Hello, we meet yet again :3
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I Feel Quite Proud Today Because I Turned My Chromebook Laptop-Computer Into A Literal Gaming PC :D
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VALKYRIES CHOOSING ME: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - 2022 CE [Written For My BF FroZee Ases]
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Here fellow Furries, have some more Tibetan-Buddhist quotes from the Dalai Lama - this time on love :3
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Apparently, Furries Can Cook, Too!
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BE THE CEO OF YOUR LIFE WITH THESE HACKS (Adapted From "entrepreneur.com"): By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - 2022 CE
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![MY ONLINE RESUME: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - Nov. 2022 CE | ===========================
MY ONLINE RESUME:
(SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P.
- Tech-Genius And Digital Creator)
As Of November, 2022 CE
===========================
ABOUT ME:
===========================
Hi, I'm Paul Palazzolo (AKA
SimoTheFinlandized) - I'm An
18-Y.O. US-Based Semi-
Nihilist Bisexual-White-Male
Irish-Catholic Avian-In-Fursona
Tech-Genius Polymath
From Chicago IL, USA -
Pr: He/Him/His - Taken By
@RetroTheFloof And
@FroZee-Ases - I Am
Active Primarily On
Imgflip, Facebook,
YouTube, FurAffinity,
Discord, Commaful,
Pixilart, Etc. - It Is Nice
To Meet You! :3
===========================
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:
===========================
1) Helped Out As A Volunteer At
FEED MY STARVING CHILDREN
Twice In Grade-School
===========================
ACHIEVEMENTS:
===========================
1) Invented The STANDARD
TEMPLATE CONSTRUCT (An
Offline Database For Holding
All Relevant Human Scientific
& Technological Knowledge
For Preservation In The Case
Of "Technological Reset") And
Several Miscellaneous Gadgets
===========================
2) Wrote Three Novels ("A
SAGA OF ROCKS AND DIRT",
"FIAT VOLUNTAS TUA", &
"THE STALLION OF THE SEAS"),
Wrote Pieces Of Poetry-&-Prose,
Cheat-Sheets On Technical
Subjects, Three Extant Treatises
On The Topics Of Astronomy
/ Physics / World-History, And
Invented A Fictional Language
Called TOSH-RAKA Via An A.I.
Language-Generator
===========================
3) Created Several Apps, Three
Websites, Two Video-Games, A
Basic Meme-Generator, A Text-
Editor, A Prototype Social-Media
Platform, Several A.I. Chatbots,
And More In Computer-
Programming Projects
===========================
4) Created Two Music Albums
Via The A.I. Music-Maker
Website Boomy.com Under The
Username @SimoTheFinlandized
===========================
5) Created A Collection Of Artwork
In Both Traditional And Digital
Mediums, Stored Within My
Creative Portfolio
===========================
6) Owns And Maintains A Meme
-&-GIF-Making Account On The
Social-Media Website Of
Imgflip.com, Where I Post
Infographics, Memes, GIF's,
And The Like, All Of My Own
Creation And On All Manner
Of Subjects, Under The Username
Of @SimoTheFinlandized
===========================
NOTE: I Have Compiled A Large
Creative Portfolio On Google-Drive
Called "SimoTheFinlandized's
Creative Portfolio - est. 2021 CE"
That Contains All The Art / Music
/ Literature / Memes-&-GIF's /
Infographics / Computer-
Programming / Photography /
Videos / Etc. That I've Ever Worked
On - If You Wish To Gain Access
To My Creative Portfolio, Please
Contact Me Via My E-Mail In
"CONTACT INFO" For The General-
Access Link.
===========================
EDUCATION:
===========================
1) High-School Graduate
[YEAR 2022] (Excelled
In The Science-&-Technology,
Social-Studies, And Artistic-
Expression Classes - Got
Rewarded A Few Awards
And Certificates For Hard Work
And Academic Achievement)
===========================
2) Elgin Community College [Aug -
Oct 2022] ("Basic Adult
Education" - Had To Drop Out
Due To Moving Out-Of-State
===========================
HARD-SKILLS:
===========================
- Science-&-Technology
- Philosophy & The Humanities
- Computer-Programming
- Art / Music / Literature
- Graphic-Design Via CANVA
- Making Memes-&-GIF's,
Infographics, And Multimedia
Web-Content To Post Online
Via Social-Media
- Photography
- Videography Via CANVA
============================
SOFT-SKILLS:
============================
- Above-Average Intelligence
- Very Quick-To-Learn
- Very Empathetic And
Understanding Of Others
- Relatively Tolerant And
Accepting Of New Things
And/Or People
- Tries Very Hard To Get The
Job Done With Very Great
Effort
- Very Strong Ethical-&-
Moral Compass
- Adequate Listener
- Extremely Creative
- Very Honest (Sometimes
Brutally So)
============================
CONTACT INFO:
===========================
OFFICIAL EMAIL:
simothefinlandized@gmail.com
===========================
OFFICIAL WEBSITE:
https://www.simothefinlandized.carrd.co
===========================
CREATIVE PORTFOLIO:
Ask For General-Access
Google-Drive Link Upon Request
============================ | image tagged in simothefinlandized,resume,compilation,digital creator | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/70vh57.jpg)
![VALKYRIES CHOOSING ME: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P. - 2022 CE [Written For My BF FroZee Ases] | ======================================================
VALKYRIES CHOOSING ME: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul P.
- 2022 CE [Written For My BF FroZee Ases]
======================================================
Ships on the vigor of the ocean's waves are skimming,
From these barren summits to the verdant plains;
Each new horizon tells of a new beginning --
We shall rise and reign!
======================================================
Far from our home's fjords and its ice cold currents,
With ravens soarong over new frontiers;
Songs and heroic sagas of a fate now determined --
Written in shields, swords, and spears!
======================================================
Either vows of great favor or the thrills of plunder,
They both pull together for our Viking clan and kin;
With clanking of hammers tied with the crashing of thunder --
Pounding in our souls within!
======================================================
From great longships we disembark,
Tis' the echoes singing of eternity!
To battle we come in glory --
Valhalla is calling of me!
With swords and shields we fight --
To pluck thy holy strings of destiny!
Dying as glorious sons of war --
Asgard is summoning me --
With Valkyries choosing me!
======================================================
Sails are now swaying on the crimson rivers,
With blood and glory found in the fighting fields;
Shields being shattered into splintered timbers --
Via weapons of iron and steel!
======================================================
Fires are now rising and the bells loudly ringing,
Triumphant glory take us into Odin's great halls;
Clad in golden glimmer and the sounds of singing --
This is divine Asgard's call!
======================================================
From great longships we disembark,
Tis' the echoes singing of eternity!
To battle we come in glory --
Valhalla is calling of me!
With swords and shields we fight --
To pluck thy holy strings of destiny!
Dying as glorious sons of war --
Asgard is summoning me --
With Valkyries choosing me!
======================================================
Both winds and waves will carry me --
Both winds and waves will set me free --
Both winds and waves will carry me --
Both winds and waves will set me free --
======================================================
From great longships we disembark,
Tis' the echoes singing of eternity!
To battle we come in glory --
Valhalla is calling of me!
With swords and shields we fight --
To pluck thy holy strings of destiny!
Dying as glorious sons of war --
Asgard is summoning me --
With Valkyries choosing me!
====================================================== | image tagged in simothefinlandized,rap,poetry,song,vikings,warriors | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/70fua3.jpg)
