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Pulp Lightsaber Fiction

Pulp Lightsaber Fiction | THIS LIGHTSABER WAS ON YOUR DADDY’S BELT WHEN HE WAS SHOT DOWN OVER MUSTAFAR. HE WAS CAPTURED, PUT IN A SEPERATIST PRISON CAMP. HE KNEW IF THE DROIDS EVER SAW THE LIGHTSABER IT’D BE CONFISCATED, TAKEN AWAY. THE WAY YOUR DAD LOOKED AT IT, THAT LIGHTSABER WAS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. HE’D BE DAMNED IF ANY CLANKERS WERE GONNA PUT THEIR GREASY METAL HANDS ON HIS BOY’S BIRTHRIGHT. SO HE HID IT IN THE ONE PLACE HE KNEW HE COULD HIDE SOMETHING: HIS ASS. FIVE LONG YEARS, HE HID THIS LIGHTSABER UP HIS ASS. THEN HE DIED OF DYSENTERY, HE GAVE ME THE LIGHTSABER. I HID THIS UNCOMFORTABLE HUNK OF METAL -UP MY ASS- TWO YEARS. THEN, AFTER SEVEN YEARS, I WAS SENT HOME TO TATOOINE. AND NOW, LITTLE MAN, I GIVE THE LIGHTSABER TO YOU. | image tagged in star wars,lightsaber,luke skywalker,obi wan kenobi,pulp fiction | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,210 views, 3 upvotes

Change

Change | You can't stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting. I will finish what you started. | image tagged in star wars,anakin skywalker,kylo ren | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,582 views, 1 upvote

Half-Squat

Half-Squat | I'M GOING TO CALL YOU HALF-SQUAT. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME: POPPA. | image tagged in star wars,baby yoda,mandalorian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
408 views, 1 upvote, 2 comments

Half-Measure

Half-Measure | THANOS: WIPES OUT HALF OF ALL LIFE. ME: I THINK YOU'RE A HALF MEASURE. I THINK YOU'RE A MAN THAT CAN'T FINISH THE JOB. I THINK THAT YOU'RE A COWARD. | image tagged in marvel,thanos,punisher | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,193 views, 1 upvote