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Washington's warning

Washington's warning | "THE ALTERNATE DOMINATION
OF ONE FACTION OVER ANOTHER, SHARPENED BY THE SPIRIT OF REVENGE, NATURAL TO PARTY DISSENSION, WHICH IN DIFFERENT AGES AND COUNTRIES HAS PERPETRATED THE MOST HORRID ENORMITIES, IS ITSELF A FRIGHTFUL DESPOTISM. BUT THIS LEADS AT LENGTH TO A MORE FORMAL AND PERMANENT DESPOTISM. THE DISORDERS AND MISERIES WHICH RESULT GRADUALLY INCLINE THE MINDS OF MEN TO SEEK SECURITY AND REPOSE IN THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF AN INDIVIDUAL; AND SOONER OR LATER THE CHIEF OF SOME PREVAILING FACTION, MORE ABLE OR MORE FORTUNATE THAN HIS COMPETITORS, TURNS THIS DISPOSITION TO THE PURPOSES OF HIS OWN ELEVATION, ON THE RUINS OF PUBLIC LIBERTY.
WITHOUT LOOKING FORWARD TO AN EXTREMITY OF THIS KIND (WHICH NEVERTHELESS OUGHT NOT TO BE ENTIRELY OUT OF SIGHT), THE COMMON AND CONTINUAL MISCHIEFS OF THE SPIRIT OF PARTY ARE SUFFICIENT TO MAKE IT THE INTEREST AND DUTY OF A WISE PEOPLE TO DISCOURAGE AND RESTRAIN IT.
IT SERVES ALWAYS TO DISTRACT
THE PUBLIC COUNCILS AND ENFEEBLE THE PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION. IT AGITATES THE COMMUNITY WITH ILL-FOUNDED JEALOUSIES AND FALSE ALARMS, KINDLES THE ANIMOSITY OF ONE PART AGAINST ANOTHER, FOMENTS OCCASIONALLY RIOT AND INSURRECTION. IT OPENS THE DOOR TO FOREIGN INFLUENCE AND CORRUPTION,
WHICH FINDS A FACILITATED ACCESS TO THE GOVERNMENT ITSELF THROUGH THE
CHANNELS OF PARTY PASSIONS. THUS THE POLICY AND THE WILL OF ONE COUNTRY
ARE SUBJECTED TO THE POLICY AND WILL OF ANOTHER."
WASHINGTON'S FAREWELL ADDRESS: 1796 - PARAGRAPHS 22-24 | image tagged in george washington,democrat party,republican party,politics,government,government corruption | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by AndrewKeister in politics

82 views, 3 upvotes, 2 comments

Deep Thoughts, Jack Handey

Deep Thoughts, Jack Handey | I REMEMBER ONE SUMMER BEFORE I MOVED IN WITH GRANDPA, THE FURNITURE REPAIRMAN USED TO COME OVER TO FIX THAT SQUEAKY OLD BED FOR MOM WHICH MADE HER VERY HAPPY. SOMETIMES HE WOULD GIVE ME CANDY OR THE OCCASIONAL SODA.
THE REPAIRMAN MUST HAVE USED THE WRONG GLUE OR PAINT BECAUSE WHEN DAD CAME HOME I COULD HEAR HIM SCREAMING AND YELLING AT THEM. AFTER THAT I MOVED IN WITH GRANDPA BECAUSE MOM WENT TO SEE GRANDMA IN HEAVEN AND DAD TOOK AN IMPORTANT JOB IN THE LICENSE PLATE INDUSTRY. | image tagged in deep thoughts jack handey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by AndrewKeister in fun

30 views, 2 upvotes

Your Help isn't helping

Your Help isn't helping | THE HELP OUR COMPANY TELLS US WE ARE GETTING; THE HELP THEY GOT US | image tagged in help,funny memes,work,hr,boss,night shift | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by AndrewKeister in fun

61 views, 1 upvote