If they weren't that insecure, they wouldn't do the whole alpha male thing | "ALPHA" MALES TRYING NOT TO BE INSECURE ABOUT THEIR MASCULINITY FOR 0.0000000000000001 SECONDS: | image tagged in gifs,alpha,alpha male,milanobucocko is not dead | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Yes, this really happened to me, tag someone who experienced this | ME EXPLAINING TO MY TEACHER ABOUT HOW I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED A PORTAL TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FILLED WITH 6’4 CHIHUAHUAS INSTEAD OF HUMANS AND HOW I FOUGHT THEM OFF USING A EXPIRED STICK OF BUTTER I FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, THEN I GOT BACK TO MY OWN UNIVERSE TO FIND MY HOUSE STOLEN BY THE CARTEL MEMBERS I OWN MONEY TO, AND HAD TO LIVE THE NEXT 59 YEARS AS A HOMELESS MAN LIVING IN A MCDONALD'S DUMPSTER, AS A REASON FOR NOT DOING MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT | image tagged in gifs,random,funny memes,relatable memes,shitpost | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

This is the question of the year | ===== | image tagged in gifs,question,signs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

DANCE... | DANCE... ...LIKE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE WANKER | image tagged in gifs,dance | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

jumping the gun | image tagged in gifs,kewlew | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

I Found That Out When Messing Around With A Calculator | WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT 0123456789+9876543210 = 9999999999 | image tagged in gifs,memes,numbers,calculator,confused math lady,random bullshit go | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker