Noem spends most of her time accessorizing what law enforcement costume she will wear for the day.
Does this flack jacket clash with my eye shadow?
Should I be an ice agent? A sheriff? Maybe some camouflage? Tighter pants?
Trumps lil' barbie.
I DELAYED AUTHORIZATION ON SEARCH & RESCUE TEAMS FOR 72 HOURS AFTER THE FLOOD; BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY POSTING POLLS ABOUT MY OFFICIAL GOVERNOR PAINTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA.