Have you run out of even slightly on topic pre-made insults? Try another website to steal your ideas from.

No need to tell me about your typical Saturday night, all alone, with your farts.

At least, unlike you, a fence post has a place in this world.

I'm only "annoying" to little boys with their thumb up their own ass. I guess that says a lot about you, doesn't it.

Blah blah blah... A winey little dick like you (I'll not insult bitches by calling you one) should know all about diapers and being full of shit... Besides, you keep talking to me, you're the one obsessed with me... I guess you just can't get enough.