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Mallory for Bernie

Mallory for Bernie | IF BERNIE SANDERS ISN'T ELECTED PRESIDENT I'M LITERALLY GOING TO DIE! | image tagged in bernie sanders,archer,politics | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,695 views 1 upvote Made by queenrissa 10 years ago in fun
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0 ups, 10y,
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i'm not a boy i'm a 34 year old man
0 ups, 10y
Then act like it. (p.s. I'm still older, and definitely wiser, than you)
0 ups, 10y,
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You would argue with a fence post.
0 ups, 10y
At least, unlike you, a fence post has a place in this world.
0 ups, 10y,
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Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
0 ups, 10y
So that's why you're so angry, scientists forgot about you.
(p.s. Still unoriginal)
0 ups, 10y,
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If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
0 ups, 10y
No need to tell me about your typical Saturday night, all alone, with your farts.
0 ups, 10y,
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gay ass f*gget
0 ups, 10y
More blah blah blah...
You literally cannot insult me, get a rise out of me, nothing. I'm far more amused that you only have teenage "insults"... There's nothing original in your posts. It's like you are just copy and pasting from the book of boring insults. Try something new, or are you not smart enough to think of something.
I've got one....
You are not worth the two cents your mother was paid the night you were conceived. (It's funny... cause it's true).
0 ups, 10y,
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Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
0 ups, 10y
Have you run out of even slightly on topic pre-made insults? Try another website to steal your ideas from.
0 ups, 10y,
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thats right
0 ups, 10y
So, you agree with me, about what I'm not sure, but you said that is right to something I posted... Finally, the brain cell in your head began to work (although, it's supposed to be "that's").
0 ups, 10y,
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I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.
0 ups, 10y
Old trope... Not original.
By the way, your head isn't worthy of being anywhere near my ass.
0 ups, 10y,
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i'm sorry I do not understand why you are being so rude i'm just a computer
0 ups, 10y
Oh, a new tactic... boring really... a computer would have far fewer spelling and grammatical errors. Just give up, you commented "dumb" on the wrong image.
0 ups, 10y,
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Gay? I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
0 ups, 10y
Of course you're not gay! You don't have the class, intelligence, or looks to be gay. I wouldn't offend the gay community by suggesting you were part of it.
Oh, and another mom joke? Pick better sites to get your material from.
0 ups, 10y,
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maybe you shouldn't post dumb ass meme's bitch
0 ups, 10y
Maybe you should be smart enough to understand memes (your stupidity keeps coming through, it's not "meme's") and not comment when you don't.
By the way, I truly believe that calling me a bitch is a compliment. Keep 'em coming.
0 ups, 10y
You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.
0 ups, 10y,
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go suck a dick
0 ups, 10y
And when I do, it won't be yours... Something else you should be used to by now.
0 ups, 10y,
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You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.
0 ups, 10y
No need to apologize to me. I'm told how beautiful, intelligent, and wonderful I am on a daily basis.
By the way, congrats on learning copy and paste. Since then, your spelling has improved.
0 ups, 10y,
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You’ll never be the man your mother is.
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You WISH you were half the man my mother is.
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The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
0 ups, 10y
Another childish, unoriginal "insult". You are so ignorant that you don't even realize that eggs aren't "laid" from a chicken's ass. Of course, considering how dumb you are, no one should expect anything less.
0 ups, 10y,
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If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog.
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You should adopt, it's better than buying... Puppy farms are horrendous.
Added note... I don't care if you wanted a bitch or not, it's irrelevant as I will never be anything close to being "your bitch".
0 ups, 10y,
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i'm talking about you dumbass
0 ups, 10y
Oh, you're wrong. I know how to spell and properly use grammar. The moron here is definitely you (another thing you should be used to by now).
Plus, my ass is 10 times as smart as you.
0 ups, 10y,
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
0 ups, 10y
I've never "acted" like I know everything. I only know that I know more than you. Provable by the fact that I can think for myself, unlike you who have to steal lines in order to say anything at all. You literally have yet to express a single, original thought.
0 ups, 10y,
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shut the f**k up
0 ups, 10y
You started this conversation... and you keep replying. I recommend that if you don't want me to reply, then stop replying.
0 ups, 10y,
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Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f**k up.
0 ups, 10y
Here's the thing... YOU are on MY image. YOU do not get to tell ME to do anything (although you keep trying). I've already told you that if you can't handle having your ass handed to you, stop commenting on MY image.
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I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it! Continue while I take notes.
0 ups, 10y
The only suggestion I've given on your life is to get a clue, and perhaps try to think for yourself. But, if you'd rather be an ignorant sheep (and all evidence points that way), just continue with what you're doing and move along.
I'll write this is a language you understand... Baa baa
0 ups, 10y,
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You’re like a bag of pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.
0 ups, 10y
Blah blah blah... A winey little dick like you (I'll not insult bitches by calling you one) should know all about diapers and being full of shit... Besides, you keep talking to me, you're the one obsessed with me... I guess you just can't get enough.
0 ups, 10y,
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even better bitch ass n**ga suck my big fat hairy cock bitch
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Blah blah blah... Sexist, racist, threats, blah blah blah...
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It amuses me how your comments get more and more angry. Can't handle the truth then, can you... boy.
0 ups, 10y,
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Oh, you think you know everything? Well here is something you don’t know, you’re annoying.
0 ups, 10y
I'm only "annoying" to little boys with their thumb up their own ass. I guess that says a lot about you, doesn't it.
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