Congratulations child, you may now face the great American future; increasingly shittier public schools, unaffordable college by the time you're old enough to go (not it's affordable now, or that your degree will help you actually get a job), no affordable healthcare, no affordable housing, no foodstamps, and a government who's only interest in you after birth will be if you're in good enough shape to sign up for the military.
All of this brought to you by the Republican party who so earnestly wanted you to be born. What a great time to be born, amiright?
(let's just hope you weren't born to an anti-vaxxer)
