speech writer is departing....after the series of strokes she coincidentally had during every speech she wrote since day one..

Its easy to know who commits crimes.
If there's no race listed then they're black or illegal
If the story absurdly tries to empathize with the criminal, it was a woman
If they refuse to give any part of his name, he was a muslim

and of course if its a white and/or christian male, its in bold text, font size 80, repeated twice a sentence.

The absolute minimum increase in the cost of anything I've seen anywhere is 10%

9.1% must specifically be in regards to some off-brand can of beans somewhere in Delaware..

'Trump is no one special'

Yeah, a famous celebrity billionaire president.... the likes of which clearly cannot compete with an imgflip liberal who basically lives for the opportunity for his comments to get ignored on a category with maybe 100 current users..