Checkmate

OK, I'M GONNA TRY WHAT I CALL 'THE AB*RTION STRATEGY'; I'M GOING TO MAKE 40 VOLUNTARY MOVES AND THEN IF I EVER GET MYSELF INTO TROUBLE, I'LL JUST ACT LIKE THERE'S NO WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED AND SCREAM THAT I NEVER HAD ANY CHOICES IN ANY OF THIS