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The rapture is coming for my 401k (satire) in politics
0 ups, 3mo
Just so we're clear, what's happening with the markets isn't because of a bronze-age book. This is real wealth transfer and price manipulation to drain value from stockholders, and into the pockets of overly-hedged hedge funds and short sellers.

It will probably be over by next week. But if it does not recover substantially by Friday, I'm probably not buying it until next month. The reason being that these things are frequently bought up around the 1st or the 15th, payday. Be safe out there!
I was struggling with school like the rest. But then I discovered home school. Now I love to learn and achieve the highest honor in politics
0 ups, 4mo
School is a free babysitter that winds up costing a lot. That's all it really is. I hated going there. And I'm less than satisfied paying taxes for it. Our districts have some of the worst schools in the nation, failing kids left and right. If I treated my job like that, I would be so fired.

But parents drop their kids off anyway, so they can go to work, or have some free time. It's hypocritical because it's not called Babysitting Service. It's an expensive place with expensive architecture, costly requirements, accreditation, licenses, insurance, etc. And it's all failing. Almost everybody pulled their kids out of school here.

There was probably some scandal involving a school official being arrested, but we'll leave the trial out of this until it's been decided. Point is neighbors seem to need a babysitter that is what it says it is, doesn't cost a lot, helps get kids through their home assignments, keeps them safe and out of trouble, and that's about it. They don't have the time to complain. But I do.
I was struggling with school like the rest. But then I discovered home school. Now I love to learn and achieve the highest honor in politics
1 up, 4mo
Yes. But in a few years those problems will be solved. It already is with the ones that have search augmentation and logical self-checking, or whatever the new buzzword for that is.
I was struggling with school like the rest. But then I discovered home school. Now I love to learn and achieve the highest honor in politics
1 up, 4mo
It cut off the text past the end. I achieve the highest honor(s.) But whatever. It's not about me sounding dumb. It's about expensive schooling.
Chat Genie Part Time (GPT) in fun
0 ups, 2y
If I was offering get-rich-quick courses, I would advertise them here. They would be AI-generated, just like everybody else's these days--because they would tell you how to make AI-generated, get-rich-quick courses. So why not skip all that and just give me the money. That way I can give it back in exchange for upvote.