Nice, but it's missing "the same people who screamed about Obama and Harris being foreigners ineligible for the presidency will seriously float the idea of Musk in 2028”
Not one of the big, splashy villains: probably someone on the campaign staff. And, after reading https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5037174-these-are-the-trump-appointees-who-have-faced-legal-troubles/ , I'm picking Linda McMahon.
2025 BINGO; 40 MINUTE NATIONALLY TELEVISED TRUMP RAMBLE/RANT; RWNJS SIMULTANEOUSLY DENY EXISTENCE OF BIRDFLU AND BLAME IT ON OBAMA; NEW GAETZ SCANDAL: WORST YET; MESSY DIVORCE IN NEW FIRST FAMILY; PARADE WITH TANKS; NEW CABINET MINISTERS OPENLY SELL US ASSETS TO SAUDIS/CHINA/RUSSIA