Yo mama so fat the only letters she knows are KFC.
Yo mama so ugly the Kool-Aid man burst into her house and said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed.
If you were the sun in my life, you’d best stay 92,000,000 miles away from me.
Yo mama so ugly, when she cut onions, they started to cry.
Yo mama so ugly, when she watched TV, the channels changed themselves.
Now I gave you a punchline, since you’re already a joke.
Wanna apply cold water to the burnt area?
