I want to be roasted

sure.

you must have been born on a highway, cuz thats where most accidents happen

hhahahha 80%

:D

no. its just a waste of time. i have things to do

Yo mama’s neck so long she blends in with the giraffes

Lol 30% laugh

Yo mama so fat the only letters she knows are KFC.
Yo mama so ugly the Kool-Aid man burst into her house and said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed.
If you were the sun in my life, you’d best stay 92,000,000 miles away from me.
Yo mama so ugly, when she cut onions, they started to cry.
Yo mama so ugly, when she watched TV, the channels changed themselves.

Now I gave you a punchline, since you’re already a joke.
Wanna apply cold water to the burnt area?

100000000% and my whole existence is burnt

how do people come up with this

yo mama so fat it takes two buses and a train to get to her good side

Ur mom smells as moisty as moisty mires

25%

give me a minute i'm trying to think of an insult thats dumb enough for u to understand

45%

Your so ugly that even a white van drives away from you

65%

Your so fat you don't need the internet, your already worldwide

50%

100% stupid

:/

1. Roses are red, violets are blue
Your face is so sickening, it could give me the flu
I'm sure you know what sanitizer would do
If it touched the skin of diseases like you!

2.You're such a mistake, even Grammarly couldn't fix you.

3. Your brain works as much as the average Mcdonalds ice cream machine.

lol 75% maybe 80% bc i hurt today

You look so much like a rotten banana that albert einstein could not tell you were not a rotten banana. when you were in the supermarket people noticed how horrible you smell, then as they smelled you they melted into a puddle. then you looked in a mirror and it shattered then started burning. satan looked at you and turned to ash. I hope you step on a lego while going to the toilet at 2 am. you stinky pile of rotten banana peels. I could call you a trash berry, Because you are a banana and a banana is a berry and you are trash. I hope you twist your ankle and fall down the stairs onto a pile of broken glass you pile of smelly garbage. you smell and look so much like a rotten banana peel that you got thrown into the trash and put in the dumpster, Just kidding you already live in the dumpster you steaming pile of trashy rotten banana peels covered in flies. you like eating a moldy banana peel sandwich covered in vomit and garbage, Just kidding you are the moldy banana peel sandwich you smelly sand-trash. you smell so bad that not even a dung bug would go within 2 miles of you. if you try to find a girlfriend the only thing they would want in between you and her is a 50 meter thick wall armed with guns pointed at your head you garbage magnet. when you took a selfie, your phone snapped in half you big banana peel made out of garbage from inside the worst smelling dumpster in the whole universe, you yellow toilet made out of moldy trashy banana peels that smell so bad everyone in a 5000 light-year radius melts into a puddle and dies.

You resemble a rotten banana so much that Albert Einstein couldn't tell you weren't one. People in the supermarket noticed how bad you smelled, and as they smelled you, they melted into a puddle. When you looked in the mirror, it shattered and began to burn. When Satan saw you, he turned to ash. I hope you trip over a lego while going to the bathroom at 2 a.m. You filthy heap of rotten banana peels. Because you are a banana, a banana is a berry, and you are trash, I could call you a trash berry. I hope you twist your ankle and fall down the stairs onto a pile of shattered glass. You stinking pile of garbage. You smell and look like a rotten banana peel, so you were thrown in the trash and thrown in the dumpster. Just kidding, you already live in the dumpster, you steaming pile of trashy rotten banana peels covered in flies. You enjoy eating a mouldy banana peel sandwich that is covered in vomit and garbage. Just kidding, you are the mouldy banana peel sandwich, you stinky sand-trash. You have such a foul odour that not even a dung bug would venture within 2 miles of you. If you try to find a girlfriend, the only thing they'd want between you and her is a 50-meter-thick wall armed with guns aimed at your head. When you took a selfie, your phone snapped in half, you big banana peel made of garbage from the universe's worst-smelling dumpster, you yellow toilet made of mouldy trashy banana peels that smell so bad that everyone in a 5000 light-year radius melts into a puddle and dies.

1 how do you know what I look like 2 the laugh was a 79% and the lego at 2am got 50% of it

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