I was stopped by TSA over a container of shampoo, which they kept.

Years ago (many) at a college Halloween Party there was a girl who wore a large rectangular cardboard box painted red, her BF wore a pair of white overalls and carried a masons trowel.

She was a brick, he was a bricklayer.

I ate 8 sammiches instead of 4.

Did u see da 18-2 dodgers vs yanks

Da Yankees much better at walking a tightrope over a volcano without falling in than at playing baseball.