Da da da daaaaa pigz in spaceeee

Why do you eat so much crap?!

Wym bubbie

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago, struggling to make ends meet and support his family...

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago, struggling to make ends meet and support his family.

i was putting the shredded wheat in there bowl this morning and had a decision of whether to put raisins in there. Well, I did put raisins and some honey on the top A big decision for me

Way to take a risk!

Thank yuuu

You're welcome.

Miss puggy rox my sox

Da Yankee stadium always smells like a Chia plant,

dinner for two at A White Castle and then reserve a taxi just for me and my date--no others allowed in.

I love the Train! Best views ever plus service is fabulous. On long hauls I rent a sleeper cabin. Comes with 3 delicious meals and so relaxing. In fact I’m due for another trip asap.

Taking a one-day vacation from your life is a great idea, and you can do it right where you live. Think of someplace you want to go but never have time, get up early, and just go do it, then drive around and visit a restaurant you've always wanted to try but never had a chance, then go shopping for something that you've been wanting to buy for a long time but never did because there were always higher priorities bumping it off the list. Then go get ice cream. Arrive home at dusk reflecting on the best day you've spent in a long time... and get a good night's sleep in your own bed.

Taking a one-day vacation from your life is a great idea, and you can do it right where you live. Think of someplace you want to go but never have time, get up early, and just go do it, then drive around and visit a restaurant you've always wanted to try but never had a chance, then go shopping for something that you've been wanting to buy for a long time but never did because there were always higher priorities bumping it off the list. Then go get ice cream. Arrive home at dusk reflecting on the best day you've spent in a long time... and get a good night's sleep in your own bed.

Vodka must be stored in the freezer. It gets really cold but does not freeze. Result: super delicious!

Most clear liquor tastes better when it's ice cold. Who wants a room temperature martini or gin & tonic?

If you can still discern the notes of a spirit, you haven't consumed enough.

The whiskey begins to warm up as soon as you pour it.

If it starts out cold, you only have to use one or two ice cubes to keep it that way.

I used to chill my beers one at a time in the freezer ... the old style refrigerators that blew out cold aur at the back near the ice maker ... I found if I timed it just right ... the beer would start to gel as I drank it ... that and AC was the only thing that made texas bearable in the summer time ...

my boo and I store our drinks in our bodies..

You can take my spirits from my freezer when you pry them from my cold fingers.

Fireball, Jager, Peppermint Schnapps...

I drink it as soon as I get it.

Have kept vodka in the freezer as long as I can remember drinking it.

My dog barked.

I put my liquor that I do shots with in the freezer (So Good). Sipping, expensive or mixing liquor, I leave at the bar.

Holey Moley.

Leave Sambuca in the freezer for a day or so. It's as if that's how it was meant to be.

when it was -40 my Jack Danial's was in the trunk of my car and it was a slush.

I keep my whiskey in the freezer at all times. I hate diluting the fire water with ice. Love the burn. I used to drink radiator fluid but it was too smooth.

my vodka lived in the freezer. The only thing I could taste was the olive.

if you pour cold whisky (sorry for the affectation) onto ice cubes, you drink more whisky and less water.

The idea that the sub-zero (C) spirits will be consumed at that temperature is silly.

frozen vodka is not bad at all.

I like My Brew Ice Cold.

Pigs singing singing OINK Oink!

Pigses fo to the baseball game and give da Mets give 2 Oinks up.

Piggy say OINK!

When ur crush is maybe into men and women but not you. Is sad. :(

Sorry, how do you know? Have you finally seen her?

No but like everyone knows it. She doesn't have to say it but like we all know it. HS she designed the 2018-19 gsa logo and always talked up lesbian singers. (One of her bffs is a lesbian singer to) the obsession with lesbian singers is reeeeeeeal. All her hs faves were either scary bands. Blond guys or lesbians. And this week ppl are getting strange texts some think she got hacced but some think it's just what she looks at. She likes to watch girls kissing. Then in the next breath is Jamie campbell bower is the hottest piece of ass. And yesterday she texted for like 3 hours about billie eillsh. She likes eevryone except to. Blyth and me. I can't compete with the pussy. Or Jaime. It's either jamie or lesbiabs. I'm sad owboy

Kristen joh sonwas great on Third Rock. My favorite character.

And she just like if she didn't talk up jcb so much everyone sees rhe lesbian vibe. Heavy lesbian vibe. Not a girls girl. Like a Tomboy but thank the Heaven's has beautoful long hair. Didn't cut it like the real butch lesbians no offense to them but my beautiful darling would never do that so herself. She's beautiful. I think if Jamie campbell didn't exist she'd ya know play the other tram and to each their own and I support but like ouch. What's a guy gotta do. I'm not jamie. I think I'm a better person but like ??? Like it's one thing that yeah she hangs with the girls more and she didn't like guys in school but she has it in her like she loves Jaime nepotism kid bower. But not a sad lonely cowboy.

About 9:00pm I was getting ready to watch some tv shows I DVRed.

I have a trained dog. That dog is not only a great companion, it's on alert 24/7/365 and caring for the dog is making me a lot healthier with walks, play time, and creating reasons for more social interactions. The electronic stuff is OK if one want's it. Dog's are just a lot more fun and effective..

I love dogs

A doggie door and a fenced backyard eliminate the need for walks while you are at work. It also protects the back of the house. Our dog would fly out that door and bark like crazy if anyone entered the yard.

I've had three dogs in my adult life and not a one of them required being walked during the day. They'd go out in the fenced backyard in the morning while everyone got ready. They'd be in the house all day and hold their business until we got home.

Dogs are fantastic

My dog slobbering on me

I had 3 Dobermans where I used to live, they loved my garage in the back as their doghouse.

Dog be better than fish for pet bc goldfish lay around and get tanked all day...

The LGBT people loved her because they thought she was a lesbian. Even after talking up the nepo boi however they're still unconvinced she isn't at least bi

Love Mel Brooks movies. Blazing Saddles my favorite. Robin Hood Men in Tights and Spaceballs runs neck and neck for two.

Imma eating Plain yogurt.

Tom Cruz drove a Red Bull Racing Formula 1 car around Willow Springs, California in 2011.

But like . Half the girls has more plastic in it than a Toys R' Us stor. My crush is friends best mates w some of these chic chicas and she stands her duckin ground. She's a natural beauty

Dude, you said she likes you, and she can like other people too. As for the lesbian / bi thing, in this day and age, given the fact that you say she'll fight you verbally to the death... don't you think she'd already have come out, or at least verbally debate this bi / lesbian thing.
If she's talking about him, the guys in bands and you, this is not normal lesbian behavior, or bi.
It's not her fault that so many artists are lesbians or bisexual. I mean is your niece and her other friends so presumptuous as to assume, without asking?
She doesn't seem like the type that gets offended, and has anyone even thought about her laughing and getting off at the fact that they obviously are lising their minds over it? Especially when she's probably just living her life without a care in the world... As for the kissing lesbians, this is a first, for you mentioning it, and I swear you said her carrier was T-Mobile, and they obviously have the shittiest service; therefore has anyone thought about the fact that it may not be anything on her phone, but rather, just something in the T-Mobile system.

I mean, I have Verizon and once I was on the phone with one of my children, and out the blue some young teenager who neither of us knew was also on the phone with us, a person was connected into our line!!!!!?!!!!!
There's some crazy shit, that happens. One should never assume, because they may be the ass, or asses.

Wby are people so quick to judge?

You right. Sorry for going with it. I should've questioned it but they're all hers friends who hang with her more than I do. Guess that she's just an enigma. Mysterious. Even her friends dunno everything g.

She seems like a smart, funny, intelligent, and pull no punch kind of young woman, from what you used to say.
People presume and judge, but don't ask or question. That's wrong, but people are also for the most part followers.

Leaving London today. Heading to Florida, my great aunt passed in her sleep, she was 105.

Me old but me also still baby.

Oh cowboy. Aren't we all, but at least we have brains.

You're welcome. I hope it is everything she deserves it to be.

I'm so sorry to hear it. May she rest in peace.

Thank you. The funeral is tomorrow.

Thank you.

Come on Knicks!! You can do it!! Tonight’s game is vital and I can’t wait!!

I did once listen to a tree tell me a story for about 10 minutes. I don’t remember the story, but I remember that it was a good one.

was great on Third Rock. My favorite character.

Paying to see da Yankees play be like going to da hop doddy to get a nothing burger .

Da Yankees new name should be: Lil Talent. But that's not good bc that implies the have more talent than they have so even as rappers they sound alike crappers

My neighbors dog left some poopy on my lawn this morning.

Smelt better than the yankees

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago, struggling to make ends meet and support his family..

Anyone that stops to pet a dog is a very good person in my book.

I still remember one of my good friends was walking his dog in LA and passed Keanu revees and he stopped to pet his dog. He took a quick selfie photo with kenanu.

He seems like a nice, down to earth man.

Sure is ! He can't sing no diggity tho

Funny.

But fr why don't anyone know da words

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. That fourth and final touchdown was done in the closing seconds of the game. As both teams lined up at the goal line for the final play. A cheer, softly at first but growing, began from the Polk High faithful. It rose and thundered in a crescendo as Bundy took the handoff and plunged across the goal line. Some say Bundy's knee was down, others disagree. What we do know is that cheer was a nickname that would follow Bundy the rest of his days. Al "Touchdown" Bundy. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago now, struggling to make ends meet and support his family.

I put extra butter on my toast....

Don't we all? It must be KerryGold.

OUUIIIIIIIIII

🙂

Not only did I put butter on my toast but jam as well....

That's living dangerously. Jk! 🤣

Yuh

I used Tupelo honey instead of jam.

Oooh.

Yum.

Every Yankees defeatmakes strong men weak and weak men strong.

I love puppies

Sane here.

They go bark and da pig say oink.

When I was 15 I worked as a courtesy clerk at a grocery store. Someone power puked grape drink and honeybuns all over a toilet stall. The wrappers and drink container were still there. The fact that they were in the stall haunts me to this day and I try not to imagine the moments leading up to the vomiting. I had to clean it all up. That was really bad moment and cringy experience for me.

Imma playing with da yo yo.

Do u play with da yo yo

Yoyo he fun

Me likey yoyo.

MY CRUSH CAN DRAWWWWW SHE DREW A PICTURE!!! ON HER PHONE!!!

Is she still your crush, really?

Congratulations!!! I'm so happy to hear it, but doesn't she draw all the time?

OUIIII AND OMG SHE DREW AGAIN!!@ HELLO KITTY!

Oui she used to draw every day but idk what happened. I think she lost her pencil . But she remembered she can draw on da pyone!!!

That's awesome!!!

I'm sure she's probably just been busy, but that phone stuff is insane!!!

I'm sure she probably has more than one, and they're professional type pencils.

You're so goofy.

I'm eating a hamburger with nothing but ketchup on it. I decided to spice things up with a little Louisiana hot sauce. I expect it to be a good addition to the burger.

Okay, and enjoy.

Thankies !

You're welcome.

:3

Tell me about it !! I still can't draw onda phone it sucks

Wow I don't stand a chanse ... My crush has nepo kid fetish :-( imma sad cowboy. First is da 001 nepo boi then is da Foo fighters kid then is 2hollis. I'm sad

Where do bad sunbeams go?

To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them an opportunity to reflect.

Reading my own joeks made me light-headed.

I saw light through da Yankees ear. That's no big deal.

I have known many people where light would go in one ear and out the other but most aspecially sa yankees

They finally cracked the code. They used a ny yankee. They shined a flashlight in one ear and the light effortlessly came out the other ear.

They found it was empty in yabkees heads.

Taco!

True story. many years ago a friend of my older brother's was told by his elementary school teacher that he was so dumb that anything that goes in one ear will come out the other side.

Sadly, he tried it with a pencil and was deaf in one ear after that. = Teacher was fired.

After the Yankees game ppl reported feeling a little lightheaded. Definitely a bright idea that received mostly glowing reviews tho.

, I made the best boiled water of my life. Today. I took some water and I put it in a pan and I put it on the stove and I turned up the stove to high and then 10 minutes later it was boiling and it was the best boiled water I've ever made!

did you buy the pan, stove, and water from Amazon?

How were you able to open the cupboard, choose the appropriate pan and remove it from cupboard? How did you know where to put the water? How much water and from where?

Reduce your boiling water to 75 percent to get a more concentrated flavor

You could always add a tea bag into your mug before the boiling water and have the best cup of tea with your water!

How do you keep it from steaming? Is there a trick on how to pour the water in the pot? Should I put it in a bowl first?

A stove, a pan, a little butter to coat the pan, whisk the eggs (I use a fork), pour in pan, stir a few minutes and eat.

Cottage cheese, salsa, cheddar cheese, salt and pepper, blended quickly and poured into a pan with butter then scrambled.

must rush out and buy a whisk.

I find I must rush out and buy an egg cracker.

I have heard that a fully-automated electric egg cracker (with optional feeder tube) will be available.

Scramble eggs in a bowl using a plain old fork. You don't want to whip them. They will get too fluffy and dry. Do not over do it. Its ok to have a little white in the scrambled eggs. Heat the pan, add the butter and add the eggs after the butter is melted. Turn the heat down to low. Continue flipping them around until cooked, but still a little moist. Done.

i hate any white in scrambled eggs!

Im over here cracking the eggs on the edge of the sink, dropping into a mixing bowl with milk, and using a fork to stir. Pouring into a cast iron skillet seasoned with olive oil. Stirring with the same fork I mixed with. Then I eat with that same fork.

I use a dinner fork to "fluff" 2 eggs in MW-safe ceramic bowl, add 1/2 - 3/4 cup skim milk, fluff again, then MW on full power for about 1 minute. Scrape around the edges to mix the cooked eggs with the uncooked portion and run for another minute. This time, I add the ketchup, mustard, and shredded cheese of choice, mix with A CLEAN FORK and MW for 30-60 seconds so the cheese melts.

Eggs

Eggs

Add a shredded cheese mix (for flavor, but don't overwhelm the eggs) and (the secret) fresh shredded parmesan cheese with splashes of Frank's RedHot sauce. Add onions, ham, and green pepper as you prefer. And, yes, KerryGold butter is great to cook everything.

my mom made special scrambled eggs and I continue that tradition, it's simple, easy, taste great and you should give it a try. Six eggs or a bit less for some folks. A nice big dollop of UNsalted butter and about half or nearly half of a brick of cream cheese. While all that is softening in the pan, beat up the eggs with a bit of salt to your taste, then add the eggs to the pan. Using a fork mash up the chunks of cheese and keep scrambling until the whole pan load is looking like you like your eggs to look, whether a bit running or harder is your choice, it's all good. The cream cheese adds a lot of creaminess to the eggs without a great deal of flavor, but more like "hints" of taste. I love 'em and hope you do as well.

had eggs of every style just about every morning and sometimes for supper. The best eggs are farm fresh brown eggs, the yolks are darker and richer.

We got the perfect eggs at Tom’s Diner.

I should've flipped the script and made sloppy joes with that combo. Add some tomato sauce, sauté onions, different way to use ground beef.

There's always next time, young cowboy.

Yeah

Remember, baby steps.

Go tit. Baby steps

Okay, kill it.

Thx

Your name sucks dick, as does your tagline. I see you have some new admirers.
Oooh, look at you go. 🤣😋

You only say dat bc u like da Yankees.

Your point being?

Da tankees suck they tanked. Days why they called the New York tankees

I hate broccoli

Broccoli is great, what's wrong with you. Oops, gotta go... going to a concert.

Have fun !

Your welcome.