Da da da daaaaa pigz in spaceeee

Why do you eat so much crap?!

Wym bubbie

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago, struggling to make ends meet and support his family...

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago, struggling to make ends meet and support his family.

i was putting the shredded wheat in there bowl this morning and had a decision of whether to put raisins in there. Well, I did put raisins and some honey on the top A big decision for me

Way to take a risk!

Thank yuuu

You're welcome.

Miss puggy rox my sox

Da Yankee stadium always smells like a Chia plant,

dinner for two at A White Castle and then reserve a taxi just for me and my date--no others allowed in.

I love the Train! Best views ever plus service is fabulous. On long hauls I rent a sleeper cabin. Comes with 3 delicious meals and so relaxing. In fact I’m due for another trip asap.

Taking a one-day vacation from your life is a great idea, and you can do it right where you live. Think of someplace you want to go but never have time, get up early, and just go do it, then drive around and visit a restaurant you've always wanted to try but never had a chance, then go shopping for something that you've been wanting to buy for a long time but never did because there were always higher priorities bumping it off the list. Then go get ice cream. Arrive home at dusk reflecting on the best day you've spent in a long time... and get a good night's sleep in your own bed.

Taking a one-day vacation from your life is a great idea, and you can do it right where you live. Think of someplace you want to go but never have time, get up early, and just go do it, then drive around and visit a restaurant you've always wanted to try but never had a chance, then go shopping for something that you've been wanting to buy for a long time but never did because there were always higher priorities bumping it off the list. Then go get ice cream. Arrive home at dusk reflecting on the best day you've spent in a long time... and get a good night's sleep in your own bed.

Vodka must be stored in the freezer. It gets really cold but does not freeze. Result: super delicious!

Most clear liquor tastes better when it's ice cold. Who wants a room temperature martini or gin & tonic?

If you can still discern the notes of a spirit, you haven't consumed enough.

The whiskey begins to warm up as soon as you pour it.

If it starts out cold, you only have to use one or two ice cubes to keep it that way.

I used to chill my beers one at a time in the freezer ... the old style refrigerators that blew out cold aur at the back near the ice maker ... I found if I timed it just right ... the beer would start to gel as I drank it ... that and AC was the only thing that made texas bearable in the summer time ...

my boo and I store our drinks in our bodies..

You can take my spirits from my freezer when you pry them from my cold fingers.

Fireball, Jager, Peppermint Schnapps...

I drink it as soon as I get it.

Have kept vodka in the freezer as long as I can remember drinking it.

My dog barked.

I put my liquor that I do shots with in the freezer (So Good). Sipping, expensive or mixing liquor, I leave at the bar.

Holey Moley.

Leave Sambuca in the freezer for a day or so. It's as if that's how it was meant to be.

when it was -40 my Jack Danial's was in the trunk of my car and it was a slush.

I keep my whiskey in the freezer at all times. I hate diluting the fire water with ice. Love the burn. I used to drink radiator fluid but it was too smooth.

my vodka lived in the freezer. The only thing I could taste was the olive.

if you pour cold whisky (sorry for the affectation) onto ice cubes, you drink more whisky and less water.

The idea that the sub-zero (C) spirits will be consumed at that temperature is silly.

frozen vodka is not bad at all.

I like My Brew Ice Cold.

Pigs singing singing OINK Oink!

Pigses fo to the baseball game and give da Mets give 2 Oinks up.

Piggy say OINK!

When ur crush is maybe into men and women but not you. Is sad. :(

Sorry, how do you know? Have you finally seen her?

No but like everyone knows it. She doesn't have to say it but like we all know it. HS she designed the 2018-19 gsa logo and always talked up lesbian singers. (One of her bffs is a lesbian singer to) the obsession with lesbian singers is reeeeeeeal. All her hs faves were either scary bands. Blond guys or lesbians. And this week ppl are getting strange texts some think she got hacced but some think it's just what she looks at. She likes to watch girls kissing. Then in the next breath is Jamie campbell bower is the hottest piece of ass. And yesterday she texted for like 3 hours about billie eillsh. She likes eevryone except to. Blyth and me. I can't compete with the pussy. Or Jaime. It's either jamie or lesbiabs. I'm sad owboy

Kristen joh sonwas great on Third Rock. My favorite character.

And she just like if she didn't talk up jcb so much everyone sees rhe lesbian vibe. Heavy lesbian vibe. Not a girls girl. Like a Tomboy but thank the Heaven's has beautoful long hair. Didn't cut it like the real butch lesbians no offense to them but my beautiful darling would never do that so herself. She's beautiful. I think if Jamie campbell didn't exist she'd ya know play the other tram and to each their own and I support but like ouch. What's a guy gotta do. I'm not jamie. I think I'm a better person but like ??? Like it's one thing that yeah she hangs with the girls more and she didn't like guys in school but she has it in her like she loves Jaime nepotism kid bower. But not a sad lonely cowboy.

About 9:00pm I was getting ready to watch some tv shows I DVRed.

I have a trained dog. That dog is not only a great companion, it's on alert 24/7/365 and caring for the dog is making me a lot healthier with walks, play time, and creating reasons for more social interactions. The electronic stuff is OK if one want's it. Dog's are just a lot more fun and effective..

I love dogs

A doggie door and a fenced backyard eliminate the need for walks while you are at work. It also protects the back of the house. Our dog would fly out that door and bark like crazy if anyone entered the yard.

I've had three dogs in my adult life and not a one of them required being walked during the day. They'd go out in the fenced backyard in the morning while everyone got ready. They'd be in the house all day and hold their business until we got home.

Dogs are fantastic

My dog slobbering on me

I had 3 Dobermans where I used to live, they loved my garage in the back as their doghouse.

Dog be better than fish for pet bc goldfish lay around and get tanked all day...

The LGBT people loved her because they thought she was a lesbian. Even after talking up the nepo boi however they're still unconvinced she isn't at least bi

Love Mel Brooks movies. Blazing Saddles my favorite. Robin Hood Men in Tights and Spaceballs runs neck and neck for two.

Imma eating Plain yogurt.

Tom Cruz drove a Red Bull Racing Formula 1 car around Willow Springs, California in 2011.

But like . Half the girls has more plastic in it than a Toys R' Us stor. My crush is friends best mates w some of these chic chicas and she stands her duckin ground. She's a natural beauty

Dude, you said she likes you, and she can like other people too. As for the lesbian / bi thing, in this day and age, given the fact that you say she'll fight you verbally to the death... don't you think she'd already have come out, or at least verbally debate this bi / lesbian thing.
If she's talking about him, the guys in bands and you, this is not normal lesbian behavior, or bi.
It's not her fault that so many artists are lesbians or bisexual. I mean is your niece and her other friends so presumptuous as to assume, without asking?
She doesn't seem like the type that gets offended, and has anyone even thought about her laughing and getting off at the fact that they obviously are lising their minds over it? Especially when she's probably just living her life without a care in the world... As for the kissing lesbians, this is a first, for you mentioning it, and I swear you said her carrier was T-Mobile, and they obviously have the shittiest service; therefore has anyone thought about the fact that it may not be anything on her phone, but rather, just something in the T-Mobile system.

I mean, I have Verizon and once I was on the phone with one of my children, and out the blue some young teenager who neither of us knew was also on the phone with us, a person was connected into our line!!!!!?!!!!!
There's some crazy shit, that happens. One should never assume, because they may be the ass, or asses.

Wby are people so quick to judge?

You right. Sorry for going with it. I should've questioned it but they're all hers friends who hang with her more than I do. Guess that she's just an enigma. Mysterious. Even her friends dunno everything g.

She seems like a smart, funny, intelligent, and pull no punch kind of young woman, from what you used to say.
People presume and judge, but don't ask or question. That's wrong, but people are also for the most part followers.

Leaving London today. Heading to Florida, my great aunt passed in her sleep, she was 105.

Me old but me also still baby.

Oh cowboy. Aren't we all, but at least we have brains.

You're welcome. I hope it is everything she deserves it to be.

I'm so sorry to hear it. May she rest in peace.

Thank you. The funeral is tomorrow.

Thank you.

Come on Knicks!! You can do it!! Tonight’s game is vital and I can’t wait!!

I did once listen to a tree tell me a story for about 10 minutes. I don’t remember the story, but I remember that it was a good one.

was great on Third Rock. My favorite character.

Paying to see da Yankees play be like going to da hop doddy to get a nothing burger .

Da Yankees new name should be: Lil Talent. But that's not good bc that implies the have more talent than they have so even as rappers they sound alike crappers

My neighbors dog left some poopy on my lawn this morning.

Smelt better than the yankees

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago, struggling to make ends meet and support his family..

Anyone that stops to pet a dog is a very good person in my book.

I still remember one of my good friends was walking his dog in LA and passed Keanu revees and he stopped to pet his dog. He took a quick selfie photo with kenanu.

He seems like a nice, down to earth man.

Sure is ! He can't sing no diggity tho

Funny.

But fr why don't anyone know da words

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. That fourth and final touchdown was done in the closing seconds of the game. As both teams lined up at the goal line for the final play. A cheer, softly at first but growing, began from the Polk High faithful. It rose and thundered in a crescendo as Bundy took the handoff and plunged across the goal line. Some say Bundy's knee was down, others disagree. What we do know is that cheer was a nickname that would follow Bundy the rest of his days. Al "Touchdown" Bundy. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago now, struggling to make ends meet and support his family.

I put extra butter on my toast....

Don't we all? It must be KerryGold.

OUUIIIIIIIIII

🙂

Not only did I put butter on my toast but jam as well....

That's living dangerously. Jk! 🤣

Yuh

I used Tupelo honey instead of jam.

Oooh.

Yum.

Every Yankees defeatmakes strong men weak and weak men strong.

I love puppies

Sane here.

They go bark and da pig say oink.

When I was 15 I worked as a courtesy clerk at a grocery store. Someone power puked grape drink and honeybuns all over a toilet stall. The wrappers and drink container were still there. The fact that they were in the stall haunts me to this day and I try not to imagine the moments leading up to the vomiting. I had to clean it all up. That was really bad moment and cringy experience for me.

Imma playing with da yo yo.

Do u play with da yo yo

Yoyo he fun

Me likey yoyo.

MY CRUSH CAN DRAWWWWW SHE DREW A PICTURE!!! ON HER PHONE!!!

Is she still your crush, really?

Congratulations!!! I'm so happy to hear it, but doesn't she draw all the time?

OUIIII AND OMG SHE DREW AGAIN!!@ HELLO KITTY!

Oui she used to draw every day but idk what happened. I think she lost her pencil . But she remembered she can draw on da pyone!!!

That's awesome!!!

I'm sure she's probably just been busy, but that phone stuff is insane!!!

I'm sure she probably has more than one, and they're professional type pencils.

You're so goofy.

Da yyankies always came across as one fry short of a happy meal..

That's what you've got. Boy, please, back that shit up.

Tell me who can stop when da Dre makin' movis
Attracting bunnies like a maggot
Giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still doin this favour with da homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original dump takers

I'm eating a hamburger with nothing but ketchup on it. I decided to spice things up with a little Louisiana hot sauce. I expect it to be a good addition to the burger.

Okay, and enjoy.

Thankies !

You're welcome.

:3

Tell me about it !! I still can't draw onda phone it sucks

Wow I don't stand a chanse ... My crush has nepo kid fetish :-( imma sad cowboy. First is da 001 nepo boi then is da Foo fighters kid then is 2hollis. I'm sad

Where do bad sunbeams go?

To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them an opportunity to reflect.

Reading my own joeks made me light-headed.

I saw light through da Yankees ear. That's no big deal.

I have known many people where light would go in one ear and out the other but most aspecially sa yankees

They finally cracked the code. They used a ny yankee. They shined a flashlight in one ear and the light effortlessly came out the other ear.

They found it was empty in yabkees heads.

Taco!

True story. many years ago a friend of my older brother's was told by his elementary school teacher that he was so dumb that anything that goes in one ear will come out the other side.

Sadly, he tried it with a pencil and was deaf in one ear after that. = Teacher was fired.

After the Yankees game ppl reported feeling a little lightheaded. Definitely a bright idea that received mostly glowing reviews tho.

, I made the best boiled water of my life. Today. I took some water and I put it in a pan and I put it on the stove and I turned up the stove to high and then 10 minutes later it was boiling and it was the best boiled water I've ever made!

did you buy the pan, stove, and water from Amazon?

How were you able to open the cupboard, choose the appropriate pan and remove it from cupboard? How did you know where to put the water? How much water and from where?

Reduce your boiling water to 75 percent to get a more concentrated flavor

You could always add a tea bag into your mug before the boiling water and have the best cup of tea with your water!

How do you keep it from steaming? Is there a trick on how to pour the water in the pot? Should I put it in a bowl first?

A stove, a pan, a little butter to coat the pan, whisk the eggs (I use a fork), pour in pan, stir a few minutes and eat.

Cottage cheese, salsa, cheddar cheese, salt and pepper, blended quickly and poured into a pan with butter then scrambled.

must rush out and buy a whisk.

I find I must rush out and buy an egg cracker.

I have heard that a fully-automated electric egg cracker (with optional feeder tube) will be available.

Scramble eggs in a bowl using a plain old fork. You don't want to whip them. They will get too fluffy and dry. Do not over do it. Its ok to have a little white in the scrambled eggs. Heat the pan, add the butter and add the eggs after the butter is melted. Turn the heat down to low. Continue flipping them around until cooked, but still a little moist. Done.

i hate any white in scrambled eggs!

Im over here cracking the eggs on the edge of the sink, dropping into a mixing bowl with milk, and using a fork to stir. Pouring into a cast iron skillet seasoned with olive oil. Stirring with the same fork I mixed with. Then I eat with that same fork.

I use a dinner fork to "fluff" 2 eggs in MW-safe ceramic bowl, add 1/2 - 3/4 cup skim milk, fluff again, then MW on full power for about 1 minute. Scrape around the edges to mix the cooked eggs with the uncooked portion and run for another minute. This time, I add the ketchup, mustard, and shredded cheese of choice, mix with A CLEAN FORK and MW for 30-60 seconds so the cheese melts.

Eggs

Eggs

Add a shredded cheese mix (for flavor, but don't overwhelm the eggs) and (the secret) fresh shredded parmesan cheese with splashes of Frank's RedHot sauce. Add onions, ham, and green pepper as you prefer. And, yes, KerryGold butter is great to cook everything.

my mom made special scrambled eggs and I continue that tradition, it's simple, easy, taste great and you should give it a try. Six eggs or a bit less for some folks. A nice big dollop of UNsalted butter and about half or nearly half of a brick of cream cheese. While all that is softening in the pan, beat up the eggs with a bit of salt to your taste, then add the eggs to the pan. Using a fork mash up the chunks of cheese and keep scrambling until the whole pan load is looking like you like your eggs to look, whether a bit running or harder is your choice, it's all good. The cream cheese adds a lot of creaminess to the eggs without a great deal of flavor, but more like "hints" of taste. I love 'em and hope you do as well.

had eggs of every style just about every morning and sometimes for supper. The best eggs are farm fresh brown eggs, the yolks are darker and richer.

We got the perfect eggs at Tom’s Diner.

Bleep bloop imma robot cowboy yeehaw

Haw yee is what da backward cowbois say.

Did you know there are personal reading lights above you that you can turn on on da airplan3?

Yes, I do know that.

Isn't is lit

Really...

Oui oui bagette

Me likey Frank and Beans. Do u lieky frank m beens

Yes.

YASSSSS QUEEN

Boi, get a grip.

U get a grip .

I sorry.

Hmm...

Hm

Pizza taste good.

if you are sitting by the window like I like to you may be looking out the window on a bright sunny day also like I like to do.

the reason that pirates wore eyepatches. If they were on deck, and unexpectedly needed to go below deck, they would shift the eyepatch to the other eye that was already acclimated to darkness.

I always thought it was because they tried to scratch their eyebrow with the arm that had a hook where their hand used to be.

Other sailors did it, too, not just pirates. This especially applies those on watch on the deck. In the age of sail, they had only candles to light the lower decks on a ship. If you were in full bright sunlight, stepping in to an area with dim candle light would feel like stepping in to complete darkness, and you’re likely to fall down the steep stairs in the dark on a pitching and rolling ship.

Maybe it only applied to pirates with only one leg because the steps were already difficult to negotiate.

They should have worn two eye patches so then they can go below deck and use both eyes.

As a pirate, I will attest to that statement! Arrgh!

I always thought they were popeyed.

We love Nathan's, Hebrew National, and Costco. For me, the only proper way to cook a hot dog is on the grill. Preferably charcoal, but gas works well, too.

Nathans and Sabrett on the grill. Charcoal is my preference.

Sbarett sucks

There's something inherently wrong with you.

Like what .

The Sabrett comment, the Yankee problem. You need a doctor.

Jus watch da Yankees and yule see my fren.

Why are we suppose to care about da yankees? They mean nothing to society at large past their own over inflated egos. They provide nothing to those trying to make ends meet, put food on their tables, or provide safe shelter for their children.

Are you saying the Mets do?

Oui

Non.

Da Yankees suck

No.

There is not enough whiskey on the planet for me to think that da Yankees are any good.

With gambling addiction like this , Bruno Mars will never be a BILLIONAIRE

MGM owns bruno until the debt is paid off.

...and this news to you? This has been ongoing for years.

I loved the Harry Potter movies. Not nearly as much as my crush does

MOO DENG IS A YEAR OLD HAPPY LATE BDAY MOO DENG

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. That fourth and final touchdown was done in the closing seconds of the game. As both teams lined up at the goal line for the final play. A cheer, softly at first but growing, began from the Polk High faithful. It rose and thundered in a crescendo as Bundy took the handoff and plunged across the goal line. Some say Bundy's knee was down, others disagree. What we do know is that cheer was a nickname that would follow Bundy the rest of his days. Al "Touchdown" Bundy. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago now, struggling to make ends meet and support his family.

I like Tom Holland, he's a good actor, and seems like a real nice guy, I'm happy for him and zendaya. Crush is obsessed w both of em.

Maybe happy for them is the word yoyr looking for instead of obsessed?

Seems to me like she appreciates art, and music. I think you're just misreading everything in general. She seems well rounded.

Mets rulee

No.

MGM gotta tail on Bruno. Bruno gotta pay his debt

His debt is almost paid.

Goody

This may surprise you, I like Members Mark all beef hot dogs sold at Sam's Club because they have great flavor, a serious snap, and fit in a 9" hot dog bun better than Costco's 5oz dog.

It it's good, it's good.

It's so good thuh

My crush like a lot of things.

It's not really fair to test French Vanilla against "plain" Vanilla. French Vanilla is made with egg yolks which give it the yellowish color and VERY different flavor than regular Vanilla. You might as well toss strawberry and chocolate into the mix if you are adding French Vanilla.

I make a distinction for three types of vanilla ice cream: French (or creamy); regular vanilla; and vanilla bean. Of those three, vanilla bean wins hands-down for me.

Egg yolks don't add much flavor, it's more for texture.

And with hall that -Salmonella -scare around, they are not using fresh egg yolk. But pasteurised, bulk egg yolk. Sold to wholesalers and big users in 10 ltr plastic bags.

And no one knows how the chickens were kept.

Or where the yolks were coming from.

I like the vanilla vs the French vanilla, unless its homemade.

The best ice cream is the one you like and buy to eat. Period.

the best ever is Pierre's French Vanilla from Cleveland.

New York Vanilla. SO superior to any “regular” vanilla!!

I love Trader Joes ice cream

Yes, to Haagen-dasz. Nice firmness, rich butterfat but not buttery, and not overly sweet. We appreciate the limited number of ingredients, all high quality. And, no, it's not icy. Maybe it re-froze in the store.

I've seen several vanilla ice cream comparisons online. They always leave off Costco/Humboldt.

If you are looking for the ‘healthier’ choice, Häagen-Dazs edges out Trader Joe’s by a small margin:

• Slightly lower calories and added sugars

• Lower cholesterol per serving

• Simpler ingredient list (no stabilizer gums or “natural vanilla flavor”)

That said, both are rich in saturated fat and added sugars. If you’re watching cholesterol or sugar intake, Häagen-Dazs is the better pick.

Have you ever tried to keep a cat out of ice cream?!

Nope.

How's life, work, and your girlfriend?

Life is great work is great!!! Gf likes my doggy

Sweet.

Doggo is adorbs.

I BOT DA PONY a0rr5i.jpg (click to show)

Oh God, I remember this.

IS GLORIOUS I CAN RIDE IT. MY PONY

I make my own healthy sandwich at home. So good.

Arby's "roast beef".

Publix has the best subs that are loaded - no skimping.

If only Publix was nearby

I've always got the Club with lettuce, Tomato, Onions, and Peppers, salt , pepper, oil, vinegar

A 6" grilled chicken loaded with spinach, cucumbers, green peppers and tomatoes

you want the $5 footlong back?

Chicken has protein, so does fish.

Beans have protein.

The least healthful parts of any Subway sandwich are the bread and the dressing.

Chicken bacon ranch on toasted white with lettuce, tomato, pickles, and olives. Extra ranch.

About 2 years ago, I went there and got a footlong "The Beast". It was actually pretty good. I think I ate about 2/3 of it and then the rest later.

Ride it my pony

JLo is a beautiful woman, and quite obviously works hard on her physique!

Eagles are beautiful birdies.

Everybody at da bar getting tipsy!

Moo deng miss you.

I used to break the empty package down and my doggo licked it clean. She loved ice cream.

What happened to your dog?

Different dog. Sadly passed away.

Air fryer is great also,

I am a Nathan's person.

Everyone has their favorite according to their own personal taste. Enjoy your hot dogs this Holiday !!!

Thank you, you as well.

Yw

Ty

A quick batch of dogs is actually one of the biggest advantages of a gas grill IMO.

make sure you have a super soft bun!!!

A dog on the barbie is delish! Doesn’t matter where your at or background! A dog is a really dog off the grill!

Suggestion: Place a pan of dark beer on the grill and let the dogs bath in it until they are heated all the way through. Then remove the dogs to the grill grate as needed to get the char and the grill marks.

MY CRUSH DREW A POKIEMON!!!

That's awesome. How is she?

Idk we don't talko.

You don't say? Does she speak your language?

English

I’m tired of people shooting off fireworks, and scaring my dog

But I miss her. And I love her even tho I'm not a nepo boi

Good for you. I don't think she sounded like she's that shallow, but only your would know.

Here's da thing tho she's not shallow. She's kind and beautiful. She gots good friendz. But. A nepo boi is betta than a cowboi. Who wants a cowboi

Everyone wants a cowboy.

Caleb Sykes don't count I mean have u seen da real history wanted one.

Yes, almost as bad as Billy The Kid.

Unless cowbois name is horizon

He is f**kin hot, but he gets kulled off quickly.
So, your friend, has his brother met the gf? Is he still losin his mind over the phone?

Whut. Did you meet my crush is she talking da smackz to you

Idk what's up with him he not my friend tho. I'm not even that he can't sing da diggity he don't wanna sing da diggity an if u don't sing da diggity u got no soul. So like. He has da gf but I think he be like a poly bc he has da gf but he also text da secret girl still. He a s**tt

I don't know your young crush,how would I?

Oh, I thought you two met and struck up a kindred souls type of thing, idk?

That's too funny. You're still crazy.

Oh, he does have a gf, is she pretty, hot, smart, and nice, like yours?

Fingers crossed, hopefully, you two are still going strong.

Is he still texting and crazy about his phone with another girl?! Is the brother still nuts for her?

He is?!

Shit, that's crazy.

Is he at least slowin down with the secret girl, maybe not as crazy now with the gf?

Billy da kid be handsome on TV.

He is.

Yuh he still text da texting girl and lil bro go crazy.

What, he's still going crazy with her too? Same as before?
Why is the brother crazy? Isn't the gf pretty?

Imma cowboi

K.

L

M.

N

O.

Bc he's a s**tt

What?

No he loves secret girl and gf he wants them to meet an like kiss and like be lesbians.

Who loves secret girl? Nepo guy?

Yes he love everyone

He loves everyone?

Yeah he loves da gf and that phone girl. I hope their both straight so he can cry his way back to da big nepo daddy

How do you know he loves the phone girl too, that's strange?

Funny.

The. Epo baby is a slit.

How do you know this?

Everyone knows he a s**t

F**k.

Tell me who can stop when Dre makin' moves
Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still moving this flavor with the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original rump shakers

UPS & FedX drivers earn every penny they make. Long hours. Sometimes difficult residences to access (I know; mine is one of those and I feel for the driver every time he has to carry a large box to my door). Most UPS trucks I see do not have ac. And, especially at Christmas time, they are out making deliveries well after dark, very late into the evening. And then they still have to drive the truck back to the UPS distribution site. I have said to them with a late delivery that I am so sorry, that package could have waited, and the answer, not surprisingly, is always the same - they are not allowed to do that. Can't go home until the truck is empty.

At least they’re in great shape overall. They get cardio and weight lifting workout for a whole day. I’ve had people die in my workplace due to not moving enough. I’d rather get my knees replaced for overuse than continue my path of being stuck indoors, not moving enough, and computer eye strain. Yes, I take micro breaks and follow office safety guidelines to minimize… but not the same. Police officers also typically get knee replacements, bicycle riders, runners, etc. I’ve known people in all of those categories. At least UPS pays for the surgery if you’re still working with them and they have great benefits and pension.

UPS drivers EARN their pay. They have a full schedule everyday and have to work until it's all delivered. Traffic and weather oftentimes aren't great either.

And you start off as a parttime employee washing trucks, or loading/unloading trucks for pay that isn't real good. It usually takes at least a couple of years before a slot opens up and you have the most seniority to get the driver job.

Have you looked into it?

No

Well, you know a lot.

Guy my crush look at. Ted Nugent wears tights.

He's an old man now. My mother used to like him, and he was great. It was a stage thing.

I do

You should have tried Vanilla bean Tillamoom not old Fashioned. It’s the best.

Tillamook OFV is the best. Probably 'icy" because sometimes the ice cream melts a bit during delivery and stocking, then re-freezes and creates icy taste. It is not always like this.

it taste good and has a great texture

The ones that were icy were probably bought at one store, carried around i the car while they shopped for the others.

Tillamook Old Fashioned Vanilla is my absolute go-to ice cream.

Btk s3 be filming and it's smexy.

My crush watch. Midnight special w Ted.

Cool, that was great. You should see it.

Now My crush watch da mottely crew

Naked drummer

Everyone in da Yankees gotta Go back to mowing lawns .

Yes an get dis. I think gf knows da phone grrl bc he ask her if she wanna hookup.

Just ate leftover pizza...from Dominos too. Stuffed crust! It was good

Dominos sucks, it's disgusting.

Etf. Eat it

F**k no.

F**k yeah.

F**k it.

Tha fonz.

P

I like tamale

Me too.

Yum

I wish people would stop with the yankees already. People have made that team famous and rich for NO REASON ! It is pathetic already.

Q.

R

S.

Yankees just gotta learn one thing. Tires eventually can’t be retreaded.

My favorite thing is gelato.

Enjoy. Gelato is great. I thought it was croissants,

T

U.

Ty

the 'possum has the most nip-ples of any animal.

Okay, that's actually true. Completely random, but it's true.

Every time my mums in New York w me.

Me: what's that *point to do barrage of Yankee fans*

Mom. I'm not sure what that is son, but the circus must be in town.

😂🤣 Tryin to be a funny cowboy?

V

U.

V for Vecna?

Possums rule.

Dass what da fonz says.

I love their New York style!

now I want pizza

Didn't you say that you just ate pizza?

I wants most.

Wtf?

I want most pizza.

Eww. I don't, I am a pizza snob fo sho.

Me to.

Fo shizzle?

I don't diggity da pizza, I don't eat da za.

Nah way bro.

Fo rizzle.

Haha. U lost w comes after v

I skipped it so U know the Mets suck. V stands for Vecna.

V thstands for vacation that da Yankees gotta take an never come back from.

W.

What da f**k r u talkin' bout?!

Ankles rule !!! More dan da Yankee's

You don't eat at fast food to be healthy, you eat there cause it's quick and convenient when life and your boss are keeping you to busy to make a healthy lunch. We all know it's bad for us, but sometimes it's also nice to stop and eat something bad for you. You only go around once it would be to boring to not live a little and order that giant meat filled sandwich every now and then.

HAVE U EVA SEEN PEPPA PIG!!!

Greatest invention in history of da animation TV.

So like ok. I be in a hotel. Watching da telly. My dick find da chanel button on da remote. It click to da cartoon channel for lil kiddies. Da da da DAAAA IS PEPPA Pig!

Again?! You need to keep it under wraps.

George pig be my new homie.

I bwan to fwyyyyy like an eagle.

No f**k Vecna he a nepo boi

What? Are you kidding me? He genuinely seems hard working, and talented. Nepotism can only get one in, if the parents choose to assist. Do you know that to be a factor? It's talent that has staying power.

Periodt. Nepo daddy's da Gibson guitar man. Nepo mamas a singer manager. Nepo granny's da founder of da biggest richest bank in UK. Nepo Poppa's a singer from da 60s. Other nepo granny was a duchess. Other nepo poppa was a record exec too. Uncle is kerrang magazine guy. Rest in peace. Other uncle is a TV film director.

Get the f**k out of here? What about Hunger magazine?

Is he still with the girlfriend, and the phone girl?

What is the girl on the phone? Ałso a girlfriend? He loves her? Which was the first love?

Is the girlfriend pretty, and nice? I bet the brother is crazy for her.

X

Y ankles rule. Y u so f**king crazy?

A are so f**king amazing.

N ot your average Mehs... 🤣😂🤣

K kill the Mets.

E every last one.

E very time

S stupendous

Oui his nepo cousins also da hungry mag guy .

Yah he loves phone girl. But he seems pissy at gf. Like I said says why he can't keep a woman. He gets mad at em. Women can't deal w his nepo baby crap. He's a freak. Very disrespectful to da women.

IDK who was first this impossible to keep up. S**t . He sometimes has like twenty girls at his place at a time so like idk whose first.

Lil' bruh is sus of her but idk I think he gotta be sus of sa big bro. Big bro is a whack a mole. She should be worried . Lil bro is right something's a fishy.

Oh.

How do you know this stuff? Ooh, wassup wit da gf? Fighting?

What? Twenty girls? Like recently, or younger days?

Sus of who? Who should be worried? What's fishy?

Idk wassup but it seems pretty sus. He a drama king.

Almost every week he has new an different girls. An they all dress like s**tz for m like they arrive in uniform. He carry dem in collarz and leashes like they're his birches. He says so. Calls them bitch and lots of really horrible things.

What's suspicious the gf? The phone girl? You're confusing me?

On all fours? So, you talk? It has to be consentual. There's no way it can't be. How many girls?

That's crazy... that it's a weekly thing. Are they fighting? Him and the gf?

Phonegal seems chill but he don't talk bout her. She a closely gwarded secret.

Gf seemed chill. Like she could calm him down. Maybe shed a been good for him. But nopity nope.

Oui like the orgies. They're in like a neutral place. Motels hotels. Inns. Cabins. Some times just outside. Nature. Forest. Anywhere he think of. Sometimes lil bro can hear it. I've had the unfortunate thing of being close to some of them . All of England know when he's f**king.

He's f**kingLOUD AS SHIT. So are da girls an he listens to that rock and roll screaming Elmo music. While they f**k. I seen him leave da place with blood on him. It's sick.

Idk how many. Most anyone's told me was like forty or fifty. Rumour has it he been w over a hundred at a time. Men. Women. Everyone. S**t. He f**ks women but men get invited so I guess he can watch em have sex. While hr has sex w someone else the whole thing smells like cum and his cum is pretty bad.

Well, how he love her, or anyone kniw if ge no talk bout her?

Broke up? What happened?

Get the f**k out?

What kind of music? Know the songs?

How do you see that?

Every week, like now or years ago?
40 or 50? Nowadays?

What about STD?

Pretty girls?

DADDY OIG !

HAVE U SEEN THIS GENTLEMAN HIS NAME BE DADDY PIG!

Dats how I know u neva watch strange things.

What?

U think hennys an alright kinda guy

Yes, I think Henry is misunderstood.

Misunde4stood maybe but that man is true ebil.

U gotta watch Ted lasso.

Better than happydays.

Just had Primanti Bro’s Pizza! It is the best… topped with all my favorites… mushroom, sausage, pepperoni and of course banana peppers!

Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship for Polk High, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al's fourth and final touchdown was a game-winning touchdown as he ran over Spare Tire. That fourth and final touchdown was done in the closing seconds of the game. As both teams lined up at the goal line for the final play. A cheer, softly at first but growing, began from the Polk High faithful. It rose and thundered in a crescendo as Bundy took the handoff and plunged across the goal line. Some say Bundy's knee was down, others disagree. What we do know is that cheer was a nickname that would follow Bundy the rest of his days. Al "Touchdown" Bundy. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago now, struggling to make ends meet and support his family.

Bus Bundy's rap name was grandmaster b and Kelly called him bed wetter b

I miss the bundys especially Kelly!!!!

, I had a sandwich of lunch....it was good....a little dry, but good.

When Natalie potman as twelve, she was starring in The Professional. She's been in the industry her entire life. My crush loves da movie. Never seen. Looks gorey as hail.she like that. Gary old man. Great actor she love him. Not more than the nepo boi but he's the talk of da town.

Dry sandwiches are no buenos… got to add the miracle whip to the wonder bread. I like about 4 slices of bologna with 2 slices of cheese. Sometimes I’ll add mustard just to make the sandwich a bit more moist!

Miracle Whip, sucks ass.

Taste it on yo domino

Hell no. F**k that.

Jus eat it is goody

No thank you, it's all yours, k?

I'll vomit.

Phone girl is a secret tbh we don't know if she exist. Neoo boi likes his secrets. His mystery. Dark edgy goth boi gotta be a mysterious.

Idk.

Loud scream songs. Sometimesjamie cambol Bower songs. It must be trippy ASF to be duckin a guy who look just like Jaime whikst playing his song to deafen you out. That's a lotta Jamie.

I don't see them but we run in kinda same cliques unfortunately so like. I know some of his friends. And the lil bro. Lil bro chill. Had the same gf for years. Big bro had the like five GFS since lil bro got his. Lik bro lucky.

Idk. He went silent ghost for sometime. But he f**kin again oooooh he is f**king. Alot. The restaurant even smelt like cum.

IDK about std but probably. Never asked him.

Some pretty girls but I feel bad for them. They must be traumatized. Im sorry for everyone .

Wow.

Idk for what? You said gf was going to be good for him, but no. Why no?

Oh. Hey, that could be a good thing,depending on what everyone likes, you know?

Oh...

Okay, for a long time now? What restaurant?

Asked who?

Some pretty, and some pretty ugly? Everyone must be okay with it, because you need consent for stuff like that.

What do you mean blood all over?

What kind of loud? Everyone can hear what?

No sound ordinances? What the hell?

He want phone girl to meet da girlfriend and they'll be lesbians together and he'd love to watch them be lesbian.

A couple months feels like years. Centuries.

Diner.

Idk what happen in there but he come out lookin like a slaughterhouse sometime.

There's ordinances but like I don't think he give a f**k. He a nepo baby so he can rent out a place with his nepo daddy money's.

For real? So they're still together.

The sex parties? Months now, every week?

What about the business, they don't get mad? Crazy.

Get the f**k out?! In the Diner?! Nfw?!

So, they close the Diner for sex?!

My crush like Henry stranger Things.

Great character.

Henry creeks a child Murderer. He killed babies.

Have you seen the show, or know the backstory?

Henry creel would kill before he would f**k. Not a good crush.

It's a show, only a show for entertainment.

Henry creep

You need to be kind, it's free you know?

Henry creep looks like he pees on a Tree.

Not nice... it's an actor playing a part that was written... it's fictional.

When there is no fence around a pool, you risk your child drowning. Period. It's not about eventually teaching them how to swim.

Teach them as infants.

What do u say when da ocean tide die for da day. R.I.P current.

🤣

Now u see me. Stage magician film. The guy is irritating. Guess my crushes favourite

Him?

Yah but liek he seems pissy at her. I think either she lie to him or he lie to her.

Sexy parties are too often.

Anyone closes to a nepo baby

Well, that's not good.

How often is too often?

Do they know what happens there?

What do you mean the entire neighborhood hears him, and you've seen him with blood?

Are you sure he doesn't hunt?

How do the girls look when they leave?

When was the last tine you saw him and his gf?

Why did you give him your phone if you weren't friends?

Kids drowning in pools is so sad.

Quinn audio use ta suck bacc when twas da nepo baby but now u go on there BAM SHACKALACKA. Tom blyth be on da home page. No mo noppo baby.

had a salad Bleu cheese dressing. Sacre Bleu!!!

BLT? Chicken salad? Turkey Club? What do u like

I enjoy them all on occasion, but a great turkey club is the shit.

YASSS

Oui oui baguette. Jesse Rosenberg. Annoying

Niece showed me da Henry guy

Oh, cool.

Henry give me da creels

I was late to the party with Ted Lasso and didn't watch it until earlier this year. I absolutely loved it and can't wait for another season.

I've never seen it.

This series is nothing short of a Masterpiece!

Which one?

Is funny, I was told to watch Ted Lasso and never got around to it.

I have never been more excited for a show coming back!

Oh happy days! Have u seen old show.happt days. My crush like it. The fonz. Literally just finished watching foor the 3rd time last night.

Yes, my parents introduced me to it. Great show.

Fonzie real name be Arthur fonzarello.

Ayyyyyyyy....

Joanie loves chachi.

But chachi don't love Joanie oh no dassa who lotta drama there hoo boy.

Joanie gotta make a bigga mistake to learn lesson before gettin back to chachi.

Chachi loves Joanie.

Great spinoff.

Nepo babi likes lesbians.

Don't most men?

Just like Joanie loves chaci.

Please don't drop your kid. Baby shaking syndrome is real concussions suck drowning in pools is sad.

Nepo baby clapped girls cheeks hundreds of times.

Clapped?

And held her by her ankles too

What are you talking about?

Who is her?

Yankees are a washed up nobody

Personally, I like a woman better without all the makeup. She is more attractive looking as she really is, and there is no need to hide it or alter it. I don't mind fun costumes or hairdos, but I like her real face.

I totally agree.

Wowoman looks better without all the makeup. Too much makeup looks like warpaint.

I miss chef as a reoccurring on South Park.

Me too.

In 6 months nepo baby will invent yet another personality to see how that one works out. Totally fake person best ignored.

He been everything an expects us to belief it. Actor. Rock star. Cowboy. Sharkseapere. Vampire. Goth things. Good for the earth thing. Cowboy. Helping kids thing. Cowboy. Country star. Cowboy. Rich kid thing. humble kid thing. Chef. Baker. Cowboy. Thinks he a dancer but I can do better. Cowboy. Luxury brand guy. Good will guy. Cowboy. Multiple personalities cowboy. He fake. That's real immature. Cute to be a kid playing make belief. But who can buy all that.

What?

Is he an actor, or a philanthropic kind of guy?

The Yankees look like da corpse of beisbol.

My crush watches a naked drummer. Old man drumsmr

No such thing as a naked drummer, ever.

I ate a little chunky burrito

Okay...

Even fiction though like Henry is fiction but he's still a baby killer. The show has lots good people my crush really really really like the girl. What's her name. Max. One of her favourite characters. Tbh I see it. I see da vision. But Henry is the shizzle fo rizzle.

I think all the characters are really cool. Love Max.

What bout Henny

I think he's a complex character. He's awesome.

My crush other fa orite. Get a load of this. Do you know eddy.

Not like him. I support lesbians but like he like to get two women together even if they straight and watch girls kisisng.

He spanks girls ass cheeks and claps them together.

Kemny cartman and kyle.

Nobody know wtf he is beside a nepotism kid he think he's everything.

Well my crush sees him. Online. You tube. Old man drummer
Naked on stage.

I like burritos

The giels he f**ks in da cabin.

I had peanut butter on my toast this morning.

jam goes on toast.

Smuckers Orange marmalade puts jam to shame. And as we all know... With a name like Smuckers it has to be good!

Do u remember when Pepperidge Farms. Cookies.

My crushhas a powerful and beautiful voice.

A baby murdererer doesn't deserve kind.

Alicia Silverstone hasn't changed much, she is still beautiful.

Have u seen film. Clueless. My crush like it.

Yes, it's good.

Oui. Alicia silverstone

Oui.

Oui

Nepo bou likes to lick feet.

the movie with Tom Cruise called "The Minority Report" where a computer could read a person's mind, sending a Cop to arrest said person before they could commit a crime they were thinking about.

Mackerel is good dish.

My favorite line was when Peg used Marcie’s washing machine, and their clothes came out much cleaner. Bud said that even the grass stains came out of the back of Kelly’s blouse.

One of my all-time favorite shows. Think I've seen every episode.

Married With Children is one of the all time classics. I loved that show.

I’m watching it right now

remember seeing a few episodes and liking Ed O'Neill.

I watched it, just by chance a couple weeks back and it holds up quite well. The entire cast is great especially Alicia.

It's as likable today as it was 30 years ago.

Everyone know that da nepo boi f**ks. He has a dig bick. Thinks he like nine inches or smth but I think he wear a d**do. He can't possibly be dat hard all da time.

Uhm nepo daddy took him hunting a lot but I'dont think he go hunting w like seventy girls atta time.

Girls are full of cum. Now cumming is fun. But they look gross. Is like a competition. He cums a lotttttt. Tbh I don't think is real. I think he cover them in. Butter or some shit. Or milk. That's a lot of cum. Look like gallons.

They was at a concert.

He's a pretty intimidating bruh. He might've killed me if I didn't.

How does everyone know? That's strange.

I thought you said 40? How do you know how much he cums?

Oh cool, what concert? Also, what does "they was at a concert." have to do with it? A fight?

Oh shit! Really?

He loud an he like to film it. Porn.

He proud of his cum. Likes to eat it.

Straykids!

Women a re beautoful.

Well if y like da nepo baby voice which sucks nasal then u gotta listen to da mister T B my fren. Da girl name in da story is almost my crushes name. Best thing on Quinn ever if I ask me.

So, you've seen him soft and ut looks hard?

There's no way day cocks real.

Do you know what quin. Audio is

Yes.

NEPO BABY IDD A QUINN AUDIO WTFFFFF LIKE THAT'S SO SPECIAL OK. IT SUCKED

I know, his voice was great. It was sexy. You do realize that mainstream media is not ready fir bdsm in any way, not even vanilla.

TOM BLYHT CAN DO A QUIN AUDIO AND IS GONNA BE BETTER

It's not a competition. Everyone is different. It's beautiful to appreciate many different things. It's sexy, and makes you horny, you know?

YULE SEE

Like Christmas yule?

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/tom-blyth-audio-romance-drama-the-muse-1236308390/

Cool. Good for him.

THE ONLY GOOD THING IN DA SITE

Well, I don't know about that, but I'll have to see.

I made stuffed zucchini tonight for dinner. The whole family loved it. Let me know if want the recipe.

Yes, please.

Gave da recipie

Slike a early present. Christmas in July. T blyth plays yo piano teacher. Periot piece. Also. Your my crush in it. Almost her name. Nepo baby could neva

Me?

Tom blyth successful. By his self. He a successful cowboy. Didn't need nepo money to do it. He got to Quinn w noaught but his smexy voice. My crushes gonna get da Quinn an she gon listen to da Blyth man and she fon fall in luv w him. Stream Billy da kid on yo tee vee.

Well not u u. But da listener. Like they're stories. PoV stories. An he play da character. Piano teacher. An it's like. You when you listen. Your a char in da story. The name he say for da girl. Is almost my crushes name. Smexy . But not as smexy as her name. Tom blyth did real good.

Ohh, I got it. You're a horny cowboy.

Two eps are out now one out soon. Stream it. Get horny da right wae.

Gon beak da record fo sho. Tbh nepo one sucked . Did a floppy flop. Not Tom though. He gon be a star.

I fell ta sleepz to Tom voice.

Tom gotta do audio books. Maybe next step. Is audible. Audio book app. You know it?

Nope.

Nepo baby could neva

He's Tom Blyth.

Imma tipsy cowbee.

Take like 10 or so zucchini, slice down the middle and par boil for about 5 minutes. Scoop out most of the insides, strain and chop up. Use any kind of cooked meat you want. Could be leftover chicken or whatever. This time I used a lb of ground beef and cooked with chopped onions, carrots, and garlic. Season to your liking. I used mostly garlic salt, pepper, and a mix of oregano, basil, thyme, etc - maybe a tablespoon. Mix in a half cup of bread crumbs or so, maybe a couple chopped tomatoes, the chopped up zucchini guts, along with the cooked mixture, maybe a 1/4 cup or so of parmesan or cheese of your choice. Mix it all up and stuff the zucchini shells you scooped the guts out of. Top with cheese, and bake at maybe 375 for 20 minutes until the cheese is well browned. You can really throw whatever else in you think will be good - chopped olives, mushrooms, maybe cook some chopped peppers with the mixture, etc. Spice it up if you want.

Thank you.

Yw

I could neva get horny w a nepo baby.

Tom Blyth

Everybody at da bar getting tipsy.

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Do u think Tom ha a nice bacc

Yes.

DAMN STR8

What?

Tom blyth gon make u hornet w his voice.

Such a good .

Sure is. Feel good show.

They are all phenomenal.

BLT, with applewood smoked bacon, beefsteak tomatoes, nice crispy lettuce, and a little bit of Herman's mayonnaise.

Chicken salad is awesome too.

If I have bread on a sandwich it's usually not wheat, and toasted if given a choice.

Neva had Herman's

Sorry, it autocorrected?

Helman's

OK s goods

Imma cowboy on da steal horse I ride. Song my crush like.why da bruh hadta steal a horse.

Horby now

What?

Hornet fo da Quinn story.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yaa what?

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A nepo baby coul neva be dis smexy

Lisain to him and get horny. On da quinn

I'll need to do something about that.

Your really gon diggity da story.

K

Ya Tom be a smexy cowboy like a Billy da kid kidna cowboy . S3 be filming. Under wraps. Horse go neigh whinny whinnygallop.

Oh my God. You're too funny.

She's got class and stys
Cheese knowledge, buy the pound
Baby never acc wild, very
low key on the profile
Smashing villians is a no
Let me tell you how it goes
Quinns the word, sheeps the her
Lovers it curves so freak what you heard

Rollin with the fatness
You don't even know what the half is
You gotta pay to play
Just for shorty bang
bang to look your way
I like the way you work it
Trump tight all day, everyday
Tom blowing my mind, maybe in time
Baby I can get you with my vibe

I like the way you work yeah (no diggity)
I got to smack it up
I like the way you wok it (no diggity)
I got to batter up (bag it up girl)
I like the way you worm it (no diggity)
Yankees got to bag it up (bag it up)
I like the way you cowboy (no diggity)
I got to bug it up

SMOW ALWAYZ LANDZ ON TOP BEEYOTCH!

Your gon want to Blyth to narrate yo grocery list when yo dun w that.

Yoooooo what da. Ok. On da quinnstagram. Tom be there. Make cents. He da latest story. But like.pinned post be da jcb . Wtf still? Not gon last I tell u.