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Captain Picard Facepalm
Nice F**KING meme you f**king SPERGLORD F*GSHIT. Holy F**K it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be F**KING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even f**king hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface f**king retarded autistic f**kshits are thinking you're just F**KING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION F**KING TIMES. F**K you.
Philosoraptor
Nice F**KING meme you f**king SPERGLORD F*GSHIT. Holy F**K it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be F**KING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even f**king hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface f**king retarded autistic f**kshits are thinking you're just F**KING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION F**KING TIMES. F**K you.
Philosoraptor
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It was a long night.
What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre f**king dead, kiddo.