Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today

I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this, my mind can’t handle that
Lalalala I can’t hear you

#1 self defense tip: leave
It can help with non physical situations too, they can’t bully you if you aren’t there, and if you handle it right they are left standing there looking like a stupid drooling excuse for a Neanderthal

I like this comment, no politics, no stance, simply facts delivered in an entertaining manner.

For legal reasons let’s not do that. Besides, it is much more fun to instead put red food dye in their houses water supply on Halloween