Thank you, but it's not mine, author unknown or I would have credited it

You left it under my bed

If our UK king is anything to go by he's not going to have any power at all

The sister would also be the aunt if the dad had the son with one woman and also had a daughter with the mum's mother. Because that child would be the mum's half sister, so therefore the aunt and also a half sister on the dad's side because they share the same father

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