Good point, I'll try there. It is also a cold country, so the plague would be naturally used to cold climates, increasing infectivity in Greenland

Yes, but even when I'm spreading under radar, Greenland is always the LAST country to be infected. And closing borders makes it even more annoying.

If more than half of people are insane people who make weird memes and gifs on imgflip.com, doesn't that mean that insane people who make weird memes and gifs on imgflip.com are normal?

How do we know you are telling the truth...?

And presents. Duh.