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Conspiracy Keanu Meme | WHAT IF ATHEISTS CELEBRATE XMAS ONLY BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT NOT WORKING AND BEING WITH THEIR FAMILY IS NICE | image tagged in memes,conspiracy keanu | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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spot on.
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That pretty much sums up why we celebrate.
Also because we like being nice to each other.
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First World Problems Meme | I FORGOT ALSO TO MENTION THAT WE LIKE TO EAT A LOT OF FOOD WHILE ON HOLIDAYS | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Only 1 day allocated for peace and good will? | 1 DAY FOR PEACE ON EARTH AND GOODWILL TO ALL 364 DAYS FOR DRONE STRIKES | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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And presents. Duh.
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Are you suggesting that they shouldn't get the holiday cause they don't celebrate? :o
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Not at all. Everyone should celebrate every holiday to me. Don't care from which religion.
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You caught us.
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There should be a rule at workplaces...you must be Christian to get paid holiday time for Christmas...no need in non-believers capitalizing on something they don't believe in...
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Why not? i like having paid holidays thanks to everyone's favourite immaginary friend!
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Isn't that kind of hypocritical to celebrate something you claim to not believe in. Why not be an honest person and stand up for your atheist beliefs. If you were a true atheist you would refuse to participate in Christmas, and demand and sue for an equal "holiday" to be set aside for your non-religion...that way it would all be politically correct. I think you want the best of both worlds...
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You are correct. But it would be a waste of time and effort to claim a separate holiday for atheists since just not going to work on xmas works well (it's easy to plan a vacation when all go on holiday the same days). I'm practical so i won't do unneeded things like asking a separate day for atheists. Will instead milk the good things i can use out of believers.
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Christmas has its origins in the ancient pagan Roman holiday of Saturnalia. Also the Philocalian calendar states that December 25th was a Roman civil holiday honoring the cult of Sol Invicta witch had its origins in Syria of all places.
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I still think we should celebrate sir Isaac Newton
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isaac newton was born on january 4th on the Gregorian calendar (the one we use now). his birthday was december 25th on the old julien calendar
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i'm ok with making 4th january a festive day^^
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I know Jesus was not born in December I have no idea why people think he was. Jesus was born on the Feast Of Tabernacles around the 15th of Tishri ( October)
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