Shosple colupis

Why does that sound like some sort of scientific name?

The scientific name for school supplies

A backpack is S. Colupis Saccum
Scissors are S. Colupis Caedentes
Glue is S. Colupis Adglutino
Paper is S. Colupis Chartum
Folder is S. Colupis Receptaculum
Binder is S. Colupis Ligans
Pencil is S. Colupis Conscribo
Pen is S. Colupis Stilus
Stapler is S. Colupis Ansula
Eraser is S. Colupis Deleo

So whoever made that mistake was a genius

what the

"I need some school supplies, but all I can find is 'shosple colupis'!"