1. Dude isn't an American term, Americans claimed it as their own like they claim everything as their own.

2. A thousand years old? Talk about over exaggeration...And the world cup JUST happened. This is relevant. You're not.

Everyone in Canada and the US came from some other country (except natives). And if you didn't, your ancestors did. Most likely the UK, of which everyone there says "football". So f**k you.

Dude, you f**king Americans call it a football when it barely ever touches anyone's feet and is mostly held in your hands.