"Soccer" vs "Football"

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How 'bout calling it "fooccer"? or "socball"? or headache?

Or what about "foccer" then when introducing the team, you could say, "meet the foccer's"......

And i'm Brit, so it's football over here.

Dude, you f**king Americans call it a football when it barely ever touches anyone's feet and is mostly held in your hands.

Dude, I'm not American. And Dude is an American term. And, dude, this meme's, like, a thousand years old by now.

1. Dude isn't an American term, Americans claimed it as their own like they claim everything as their own.

2. A thousand years old? Talk about over exaggeration...And the world cup JUST happened. This is relevant. You're not.

Dude is the abbreviation for Yankee Doodle Dandy. I suppose that was made up by a European too? Also ... I POSTED THIS MEME ALMOST A YEAR AGO YOU PRETENTIOUS ASS!