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Watch out Raydog - I'm catching up fast!
Yeah, I wasn't really serious.
Introvert party planning
After giving that answer more times than I can count, I wonder why no one invites me to parties any more.
I'm betting someone will point out that this joke's been told before and that makes this a repost. Of course the joke's been told before. It's almost as old as I am.
Procrastination Association membership
Twain would have been a meme machine.