why would I need to know this

ReichenBACK ponders about the hobbies that some people do, as he expresses his thoughts to a website full of mentally ill people, the mentally ill people try to reason it out.

how's bro gonna explain this to his employer

Alicia_Roo went off to school.
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Narrator watched as they trotted.
To the classroom where they stayed and rotted.
However, is there something more,
To this hellhole in store?

This gotta be one of the most unfunniest posts i've seen in my entire career