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I am that we are. I got kicked out of the heavenly choir for stating a simple fact. Each and every one of us are all part of the heavenly choir. And if you don't like singing, you can just exist in the simplest of lives. Be a dog. Shit, I would like to be a golden retriever in a good family.

All I know is that I don't fear death. We all get recycled in the end. We have an infinite series of possibilities from the moment we were born till (and after) we die.

OK, I am done with this. How did I get here?

Oh yeah, before I was born I chose two of the best possible parents. I had a good life, but I am always looking forward to the end. The eternal punch line. You know it, the thing we all fear is death. I can tell you all that death does not end it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UdNs2LK7e4
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The eternal spirit does not give a damn if you take a name in vain. We are all eternal and we exist throughout all possible situations. We have always been, and we will always be.
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And yes, I can say the name of god without fear of being stoned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI
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Like Zeus, Jehovah killed his parents and wiped the board. Also, Zeus had a kid (a demigod). I liked Jesus, but I don't like his followers. Seriously? I would love to eat mushrooms with Jesus Christ. I think he was an amazing kid. Unfortunately, his followers are morons.

Jesus Christ, save us from your followers.
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I knew Lucifer when he was a kid. Dad didn't like that Lucy liked the children more than him. Like Zeus and Prometheus, he banished him for talking to much. Seriously, f**k the Elohim.