Texas poster donation

Someone needs to print this as a poster and submit it to the Texas School Board. Apparantly, it's illegal in Texas to not display donated posters.

Sleep paralysis demon loves you

Tis Baphomet, not a demon

But (insert correct pronoun) does love you doesn’t (pronoun)?

F**k pronouns, Baphomet is he/she/we. We are all divine whatever we choose to be.

I posted this in the satanism reddit and got grief. Baphomet loves you whether you realize it or not.

I knew Lucifer when he was a kid. Dad didn't like that Lucy liked the children more than him. Like Zeus and Prometheus, he banished him for talking to much. Seriously, f**k the Elohim.

Like Zeus, Jehovah killed his parents and wiped the board. Also, Zeus had a kid (a demigod). I liked Jesus, but I don't like his followers. Seriously? I would love to eat mushrooms with Jesus Christ. I think he was an amazing kid. Unfortunately, his followers are morons.

Jesus Christ, save us from your followers.

And yes, I can say the name of god without fear of being stoned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI

The eternal spirit does not give a damn if you take a name in vain. We are all eternal and we exist throughout all possible situations. We have always been, and we will always be.

I am that we are. I got kicked out of the heavenly choir for stating a simple fact. Each and every one of us are all part of the heavenly choir. And if you don't like singing, you can just exist in the simplest of lives. Be a dog. Shit, I would like to be a golden retriever in a good family.

All I know is that I don't fear death. We all get recycled in the end. We have an infinite series of possibilities from the moment we were born till (and after) we die.

OK, I am done with this. How did I get here?

Oh yeah, before I was born I chose two of the best possible parents. I had a good life, but I am always looking forward to the end. The eternal punch line. You know it, the thing we all fear is death. I can tell you all that death does not end it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UdNs2LK7e4

Came for the education and appreciate it. Thanks! Did not know where you were coming from. Jesus followers can indeed be real jerks.