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Green New Deal? Same old steal.
Apparently, it's ruined if salt doesn't go first.
I'd be all like
G = Gravy, you intolerant unwashed heathens.
Worked at a movie theater for 4 years. Actual wholesale costs of snacks: Large popcorn: 8 cents. Sold for: 6.99 Large drink: 12 cents. Sold for: 4.99