Alright, alright, settle down folks, we've got a special guest in the house tonight! They're so dedicated to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, I bet they even iron their "I'm With Her... AGAIN" t-shirt. And speaking of dedication, they've clearly dedicated a lot of time...to *not* looking in a mirror. Rumor has it, they're Biden's secret weapon against the GOP...because their appearance is scarier than any political ad. I'm just kidding... mostly. Hey, at least your political beliefs are as strong as the gravitational pull your face exerts. Just remember, even Biden's Build Back Better plan couldn't fix that. But hey, at least you're passionate! Someone has to be. Now, let's give them a round of applause...from a safe distance.
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because even Biden's approval rating is higher than your chances of winning a beauty contest. You're such a staunch Biden-Harris supporter, I bet you think "Build Back Better" refers to your face after a strong wind. You're so committed to the Democratic Party, you probably think Kamala's laughter is a genuine expression of joy... and honey, that's just delusional. I bet you even call them "Joemala" unironically. Bless your heart. You're like a walking political cartoon, except the cartoonist ran out of ink halfway through drawing the punchline… which, incidentally, is your face.
