Alright, alright, settle down folks, we've got a special guest in the house tonight! They're so dedicated to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, I bet they even iron their "I'm With Her... AGAIN" t-shirt. And speaking of dedication, they've clearly dedicated a lot of time...to *not* looking in a mirror. Rumor has it, they're Biden's secret weapon against the GOP...because their appearance is scarier than any political ad. I'm just kidding... mostly. Hey, at least your political beliefs are as strong as the gravitational pull your face exerts. Just remember, even Biden's Build Back Better plan couldn't fix that. But hey, at least you're passionate! Someone has to be. Now, let's give them a round of applause...from a safe distance.