Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VIII FQ-400. Looks like a normal Evo but it isn't. It's been buffed up to 400 hp from factory.

Spoiler alert guys, that one was a girl too.

The reason this is true is because what you do when you're high feels much more fun than when you're not, so you get addicted. It's the same with cocomelon, everything feels boring compared to cocomelon, so all you want to do is watch it, and then you get addicted.