Welcome welcome! Here in this plane of existence, You will have to deal with depression, betrayals, horny f**kheads at 3am, and you are going to pay corrupt apes to live on a filthy ahh space rock. Also, you should anticipate being universally hated, but fear not! For it is I, your faithful electric socket-and-fork! Simply insert the later into the former, and be sent to the afterlife! Ha ha! I gave you two miserable options! It's practice for the world. So long!
