Dude... it's called slang or colloquial speech. Of course it's "doesn't". Gung ho grammar police rookie. Sheesh.

I really hope he doesn't. I almost NEED him to go to prison to restore my faith in America.

That's because I don't skimp on preservatives!

I found the ones you left for me. I think they're still fresh even! Good eats!

Hells yeah, bruh