Bad form, Ted...

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE; WHAT?!? EVERY MAJOR VILLAIN AND CRIMINAL MASTERMIND IN THE UNIVERSE WILL BE IN ONE PLACE, ORCHESTRATING THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'I CAN'T BE THERE'?! YEAH, I'M GOING ON A CRUZ THAT WEEKEND.