I know this is late, however, he states he the fastest MAN alive so no, I’m assuming he’s telling the truth

That’s a good question because I don’t know why they call our football (American football) football in the first place because you don’t really use your feet in it

Aha, YOU FOOL, I HAVE ALREADY FINISHED MY WORK

That dog in a wig reminds me of this from full metal alchemist