You just won the Internet. Best response possible.

Eeyup

"Combatant three versus Bob."
"Release Bob."
"Bob! Finish the game!"

LOL, yup. That, or Clu just goes "F*ck it, you're Bob now."

"..create the perfect system." Flynn, you dick! Humans have known for centuries that perfection is impossible, because it has no concrete definition. Perfection is based on someone's opinion, and everyone's idea of perfect is different. Dammit, Flynn, none of this would've happened if you'd just said "create a system that works efficiently and meets the basic needs of everyone on it."