Most likely. WWIII is coming

have an upvote my good sir

Or killed by a pissed off college girl who's trying to sleep and can echolocate (me). A cricket coming into my dorm would be considered suicidal.

My dog gets the biggest slice of the pie chart because she actually exists and is important to me.

And you bet I'd need a drink after being kidnapped and thinking I was gonna die. I'd get super drunk and crash at Barnabas's place since my place would also be a crime scene. I don't think I'd be the least bit surprised if I woke up in Josette's old room in the morning with a hangover and found two punctures on my neck from Barnabas biting me while I'd sleep.