Who Will Save You?

Barnabas Collins (Dark Shadows 1967-1971) would use vampire strength to break my restraints unless they were made of a strong metal like steel, then Jack Hodgens (Bones), Jamie Hynamen, and Adam Savage (Mythbusters) would use a corrosive substance to free me if Barnabas couldn't (being sure to avoid getting it on my skin, hair, or clothes). While Selley Booth (Bones) and Batman/Bruce Wayne (The Batman 2004-2008), take down my abductor. After the restraints are broken Dr. Julia Hoffman (Dark Shadows 1966-1971) would treat any wounds I'd have. Meanwhile, Dr. Temperance Brennan would be gathering evidence from the crime scene. If Barnabas were the one to free from the restraints, you bet he'd be rewarded with a kiss and a couple pints of my blood. If it were Hodgens, Jaime, and Adam, high fives all around and a round of drinks on me. Either way, I'd still buy a round of drinks for everyone involved in my rescue as a thank you.

And you bet I'd need a drink after being kidnapped and thinking I was gonna die. I'd get super drunk and crash at Barnabas's place since my place would also be a crime scene. I don't think I'd be the least bit surprised if I woke up in Josette's old room in the morning with a hangover and found two punctures on my neck from Barnabas biting me while I'd sleep.