then the robot starts yapping about a "great transcendence," and says you must defeat four UberBots, and says it's name is P03.

Then the robot says, "You done gawking? Good. We can start."

Suddenly the game glitches, and you are transported to a factory and there is a robot pointing a gun instead of Kieran

What if the teacher calls technoblade instead, and it is not yet June 30th, 2022?

What about Samus Aran?